Welcome to Mario in the Morning, the premiere morning talk show in Videoland, starring your host, Mario!
Todays guest is Donkey Kong, whos here to talk about this book, Monkey or Man, Deconstructing the Discourse of the Modern American Primate. Also, Master Chief: Master Chef, Groupie Hero and Toad with the weather!
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Holy shit, is that Eazy E?
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We talk (jive) turkey with ‘Black Dynamite’ star, Michael Jai White!
Welcome to “Taco the Town”, the most delicious interview show on the Interwebs!
Because our studio is still flooded six feet deep with blood after our failed attempt too summon Cthulu, God of Chaos and Deliverer of Sandwiches (turns out that that the “Deliverer of Sandwiches” part was totally mistranslated, whoops!), we’ll be talking to famous musicians, authors, comedians, imaginary friends, actors, waffle salesmen and pedobears in the one place that everyone can agree on: The Taco Stand!
In what may be the final episode* of “Taco The Town”, we talk to the star and writer of the action comedy, Black Dynamite. The conversation ranges from the highs and lows of the “Black Action” era to, (duh) Karate. Michael Jai White is the holder of seven different black belt’s and he even demonstrated some Karate for us!.
* Jeremy sustained life threatening injuries while receiving Karate instruction from Mr. White. Get well soon buddy!
Toronto’s hottest “Live Remixing” trio on music, tacos, DJ culture and GILFs!
Welcome to “Taco the Town”, the most delicious interview show on the Interwebs!
Because our studio is still a smoldering pile of ashes after our failed attempt to build a working volcano for the inter-office science fair, we’ll be talking to famous musicians, authors, comedians, weather-predicting groundhogs, actors, “exotic dancers” and life-size, 3-dimensional smurf people in the one place that everyone can agree on: The Taco Stand!
Today we’ll be talking to Keys N Krates, the Canada Land hipster band responsible for bringing the term “Live Remixing” into the vocabulary of music fans around the globe. DJ Jr Flo, Matisse and Tune were kind enough to eat tacos with us and discuss such hard-hitting subjects as the Candian health care system, reconfiguring our perception of what a live band is or should be, and how famous you have to be to f**k Paris Hilton! Check it all out right here, exclusively on CraveOnline!
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It’s been real… It’s been fun… And dare I say it may have even been REAL FUN?!
By Jeremy Azevedo
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Well, CraveOnline fans, I’m afraid I have bad news for you: Your favorite (?) writer and video producer, Jeremy Azevedo, is leaving, and he’s taking all of his multiple personalities with him. |
That means no more Moses Amadeus, Pete Pelmo, Karate Chimp, The Most Pissed-Off Dude in the World, Creepy Office Guy, Ted Hucklebuck, Chest Rockwell, Stretchnuts, Dr. Science, Junkyard or BuckCherryFan420, either. I know; it’s like a national tragedy.
I’ll give you a moment to grieve.
All finished?
Good. Now dry your eyes and let’s take a walk down memory lane shall we? I’ve compiled a list of some of my best articles, videos and top 10 lists from my time here, so the 12 of you that actually read my stuff on a regular basis can maybe squeeze one last chuckle out of them before they’re lost to the void. Yeah!
(And P.S.: If any of you are at all interested in following me where I go next, feel free to email me at jeremyazevedo@yahoo.com)
Now, without further ado, here are the top 10 greatest hits from the 2007-2010 era of CraveOnline, henceforth to be referred to as the “Golden Era”:
How Do I Know If I Am A Hipster? - (Maybe the best thing I’ve ever written)
Jerkoffs You Are Sure to Meet in Art School - (And I should know, I was one. An art student, I mean)
An AIM Convo Between The Ultimate Warrior and Lindsay Lohan - (I’m still not convinced that this didn’t actually happen)
Really Bad Gifts to Give Your Co-Workers - (My favorite holiday-themed post!)
Celebrity PostSecrets Intercepted! - (One of my better Photoshoops)
Harry Potter to Appear in Every Movie, Retroactively - (More Photoshoop fun!)
Empire of the Sun: Walking on a Dream - (Probably my best album review, ever)
The Secret Millionaire’s Playbook Intercepted! - (I think I wrote this one in response to the bailout)
Millions of American Males Lining Up To Be Rejected By Megan Fox - (And yet, she keeps getting back with that dude…)
How to RAWK - (I’d like to point out that this pre-dates “Jersey Shore” by a year)
