Mongo Nation

In Kevin Smith’s upcoming new comedy, “Zack & Miri Make A Porno”, two longtime pals (Zack & Miri obviously) find themselves experiencing a quarter-life crisis. In response to an upcoming high school reunion, the two friends attempt to launch an amateur porno studio to impress their peers and make a few extra bucks on the side.

Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd in “40 Year Old Virgin”.

Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, Superbad) and Elizabeth Banks (40 Year Old Virgin, Hot Wet American Summer) have signed on to play the titular characters. “Getting Seth in this flick is like suddenly growing an extra six inches in the crotch,” said Smith. “And as if that wasn’t awesome enough, we scored the comedically and aesthetically gifted Elizabeth, too. Cast-wise, I’m now extremely well-hung.”

Elizabeth Banks and Steve Carell, also in “40 Year Old Virgin”.

It will most likely be about a year before “Zack and Miri” makes it to theaters, but we’ll be eagerly anticipating its arrival. I think it’s safe to assume that Kevin Smith + amateur porno = hilarity.