Wii Virtual Console Reviews, Sept. week 2 0
This week: Reviews in HAIKU form.
Definition of a HAIKU: A major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of why a video game is rad or sucks.
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 – Genesis – 3 out of 5
Sonic the Hedgehog: A bright blue flash of mediocrity.
Try as Sega might…
Sonic will always be the
Poor man’s Mario.
NES Play Action Football – NES – 2 out of 5
I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in this picture. Is this another math game?
Why the hell would one
Want to play this crap, when you
Could play Tecmo Bowl?
Neutopia 2 – TurboGrafx-16 – 4 out of 5
About to get pwned, wa wa waaaah!
So much like Zelda
It’s almost criminal. But…
Crime is lots of fun!
