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Best Of The Web (Of The Year)! 0

Posted on January 21, 2010 by jeremyazevedo

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All the funniest crappy videos from 2009!


By The Internet
Each week, we select the top five absolute weirdest videos any of us have ever seen, and post them here for your viewing pleasure. But this week, we’ll be doing something a bit different!

2009 has been a banner year for funny videos from 1987, which have been dubbed (poorly) from VHS, uploaded to YouTube, and then raped and pillaged by sites like yours truly! Today, we’ll be taking a look at some of our favorites, those select few videos that made us laugh out loud in real life (LOL IRL). Try not to shit your pants laughing, you goons!

Dinosaurs say “Hey”

Jurassic Park: Secretly a comedy?

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video

If this doesn’t make you want to (not) visit, nothing will.

Snakes on a Plane Hilariously Bad TV Overdub

Is the TV edit actually better than the original?

Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug

Words cannot describe the unintentional hilarity contained within this video.

Here Comes Mr. Meatloaf!

Alf probably wishes he had never left Melmac…


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Nerdcore Calendar Premiere Party 2010 0

Posted on November 18, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We make the Nerdcore calendar girls scream!

Each year, Nerdcore releases a calendar of naked porn stars and various hot babes re-enacting moments from popular geek fantasies. These have involved subjects ranging from video games, to superheroes, to science fiction. This year, Nerdcore surprised dorks everywhere by going with a horror theme! I don’t know what they were so surprised about; few people are as hopelessly nerdy as a hardcore horror fan. And I should know. We smell our own.

So anyway, our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael went down to Royal Clayton’s English Pub to talk to all the sexy Nerdcore models and the dweebs that coerced them into getting naked in the first place. The resulting interview may be too sexy for some… So if you are watching from your office, please make sure that you don’t have to stand up for at least a few minutes. (Trust me on this.)

Hey guess what else? We also have some preview pics from the calendar itself! (Some of which, we pilfered from our friends at ShockTIllYouDrop.com.) Check em’ out:

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Frank West Confirmed as Playable in Tatsunoko Vs Capcom 0

Posted on October 05, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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How does Frank measure up?

The rumors were confirmed today that Frank West of Dead Rising fame will join the cast of Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom in the North American release of the anticipated Wii brawler this holiday season. Frank is famous for using any weapon at his disposal to dispatch his foes, from shopping carts to chainsaws to ping pong paddles, and also for standing around talking on the phone while his enemies tear him to shreds. How this will translate to a fast-paced fighting game can be seen here in the following pics and video!

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Prototype: Hint, Tips and Stupid Chopper Tricks! 0

Posted on July 14, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Crazy stuff you probably didn’t know was possible in Prototype

Prototype is one of those games with great replayability, in which you’re constantly discovering new abilities and various things to do that you hadn’t noticed before. Not to mention, certain exploits that don’t necessarily help you play better, but are fun just for the hell of it.

With this in mind, the producers of the game have recently released this gameplay video outlining some of the cool things you can do in the game. Most of these stunts I probably never would have conceived of attempting if I hadn’t seen them do it first. Check it out and try some of these tricks for yourself!

Read our review of Prototype HERE!

On the Set of B-Real and Damian Marley’s Video Shoot 0

Posted on February 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We interview Xzibit and check out all the video vixens!

Last week, we visited the set of B-Real and Damian Marley’s video for the song “Fire” off of B-Real’s new solo album, “Smoke and Mirrors”. While we were there, I came to the realization that I must look like a total narc, because not one person on the set offered me a toke. Not one! Rude.

Additionally, we interviewed Xzibit, who had just finished shooting a video with Cypress Hill’s DJ Muggs, about his upcoming movie and music projects… One of which is a follow-up to “Bad Lieutenant”, to be directed by Academy Award winner Werner Herzog! Check out that video here:

The real star of this particular show, however, were the copious amount of video hos on location for the filming, which we also were lucky enough to document on video. Check that one out as well, but be warned, some of these girls are so foxy that it’s borderline NSFW!

Be sure to look out for B-Real’s new album “Smoke and Mirrors”, which should be out next week.



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