Ill-Advised Car Gadgets 0
Pimp your ride with all manner of crazy devices! Safety be damned!
Horntones
Nothing screams “hey everyone, look at me, I’m a mongoloid!” like an annoying personal ringtone. Now, morons worldwide can extend this excruciatingly intolerable bit of “personalization” to their cars, too!
“Low Rider”, you are no longer alone amongst personalized honking sounds.
Horntones asks the question: Why settle for a “honk”, when you can have a few bars of T Pain’s “Buy U A Drank” instead? We answer: Because that’s stupid, potentially dangerous, and most certainly annoying. Horntones replies: It was a rhetorical question, dude, come on.
Simply introduce whatever crap song you happen to be listening to at the moment to your Horntone device via USB, and you’re ready to cause traffic accidents in style!
Top Cat Rabbit Travel Vibe
In the unlikely event that a woman might be so horny that they couldn’t even wait until they get home to masturbate, Top Cat is here to meet their needs with the Rabbit Travel Vibe.
Would be a trucker’s best friend, if they didn’t all have penises.
Simply plug the travel vibes 12V adaptor into your cars electric socket, and commence to jigglin’! The ever-popular rabbit design is allegedly the most powerful stimulator in the world, and what better place to make use of it then while you are in dead stop traffic! Surrounded by strangers. Staring at you.
The Top Cat Rabbit Travel Vibe makes a great gift for nymphomaniacs and exhibitionists, and is probably not legal or safe to use while your car is in motion. But danger is sexy, right?
Road Pro Car Appliances
Remember that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer has installed a number of household appliances in his car, like a coffee maker, an iron, a TV and a waffle iron? And then he drives his car off a bridge because he couldn’t even see the road?
Sigh… If only there was a way to spill a whole pot of scalding hot coffee in my lap all at once… What? There is? Hot diggity dog!
You too, can drive off a bridge as a result of being ass-deep in incongruously placed appliances thanks to Road Pro! Road Pro offers a range of appliances that have no business being in a car, ranging from coffee makers to portable oven/pizza makers. All of which plug directly into your cars electric socket!
Why stop at an AM/PM when you can brew coffee, pop popcorn, mix blended cocktails and toast a delicious panini sandwich in the comfort of your own automobile? Turn your car into the world’s smallest and most volatile RV with the help of Road Pro.
