Bandai Electronic Cat Paws 0
Dear God, why?!
The Neko Nyanbou is a fake cat paw with retractable claws that you can control with a switch in the handle. I’m not sure why anyone would want such a thing, but apparently these furries are lining up to get their twisted little mitts on one.
According to the informative Japanese illustrations that come with the Neko Nyanbou, it actually has many useful functions:
You can listen to it whisper sexy talk into your ear whilst talking to your mom on the phone, or use it to puncture and/or eviscerate the vertebrate of your sleeping co-worker! Pwned!
You can use it to make women grow ears and tails, who can then make million dollar (cat?) fur jackets magically appear out of thin air! You can start your own sex slave/freak show/sweatshop business! If you knew any women to begin with, that is!
You can use it to reheat coffee and attract mangy junkyard cats to do your bidding! Or is it “attract coffee and reheat mangy junkyard cats”? Either way, same difference.
You can keep the bully that sits in front of you in class cool on a hot day, and signal other furries that you too are a degenerate member of an abominable subclass of humanity!
