61-Inch HDTV Spa 0
Great for electrocution therapy!
Isn’t it lame that you sometimes have to go as long as minutes at a time without watching TV? You’ve got TVs in every room of your home, in your car, on your iPod, even on your wristwatch. What about your new hot tub? How are you supposed to relax in there when you know that you’ll be missing all your favorite shows? You can’t bring your iPod video in there! It’ll get wet!
Catalina Spas feels your pain, and are prepared with a solution to your separation anxiety: The 61-inch HDTV Spa. Relax with the missus while watching Grey’s Anatomy in all its life-size, overrated glory, as 5,000 jets massage you into a perfect state of TV Viewing compliance.
The 61-inch HDTV Spa is also a great place to hang out with your buddies, soaking up the good life in a state-of-the-art, stainless steel cauldron of relaxo. And don’t worry, sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of dudes isn’t gay if you’re watching football on a freakin’ huge TV!
It’s unclear why someone would want a TV this size in their hot tub, as you’d have to be about 100 yards a way to be at a proper viewing distance. I’m not even sure this thing is safe. Hot, splashy water and TV sets are historically incompatible, so far as I know. But if you’re going to be a show off, you’ve got to go all the way with it. Otherwise, everyone will know that you are both a financial failure and a half-ass nouveau-riche poser. And nothing says, “I go all the way” quite like a 61-inch HDTV Spa.
The 61-inch HDTV Spa is cable ready and comes equipped with a DVD and CD player, an AM/FM tuner and 2 pop-up speakers. WHAT? No Blu-Ray, HD-DVD, PS3, Xbox 360, Sirius satellite radio and wireless iPod transmitter? Maybe on next year’s model. For now, you can not only keep up with the Joneses, but also make them seethe with jealousy by purchasing your very own 61-inch HDTV Spa today. Just be sure to try and peel yourself away from the TV long enough to gloat!
