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“Project Chanology” coordinates worldwide attack for the lulz!

By Jeremy Azevedo

An epic win was achieved yesterday when members of Anonymous (who are legion and never forgive) mobilized IN REAL LIFE (!) against Scientology centers all over the globe.

In some cities, hundreds, even thousands of protesters showed up to, in their own words: “expose the greed, corruption, and general faggotry of the Church of Scientology to the world.”

Indeed.

Anonymous consists largely of 4chan members and Encyclopedia Dramatica editors, all of which are generally basement dwelling cynics with caustic wit, masterful comic timing and mad Photoshop skills that are personally responsible for about 90% of everything funny you see on the internetz. These hateful, bloodthirsty hackers are largely reluctant to be made into anyone’s personal army, but have come out into the open as one to fight the corruption of the Scientology cult at it’s own front door. This comes as the result of Scientologists attempting to censor and litigate against Anonymous for posting videos of Tom Cruise looking like a whacked out idiot, raving about Scientology.

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Tomcat acting the fool.

Normally, Anonymous is as quick to anger as they are to forget. But with all the media attention centered upon this unusual turn of events, it is unlikely that Anonymous will stop until they have squeezed every last drop of “lulz” from this situation, something that will certainly cause immeasurable harm to the Cult of Scientology. By picking a fight with Anonymous, Scientologists have opened a floodgate of terror that they can’t possibly compete with by doing that ridiculous “what are your crimes” bit that they do.

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What are your crimes?

Anonyomous knows exactly what Scientology’s crimes are, and isn’t shy about telling them so. Tax evasion, human rights violations, pseudo science and outright batshit craziness were all topics being discussed over megaphones by smarmy pricks in masks across from Scientology centers in dozens of major cities.

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The Anonymous message to Scientology.

According to anonymous, their main gripe against Scientology is that it charges obscene amounts of money from its practitioners, brainwashing them to soften the blow as they fleece their victims in exchange for “knowledge”. Hilariously, anonymous has not only overloaded or even shut down several Scientology servers, but has released material and literature that Scientologists would normally have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars (lolwut) to obtain.

Anonymous, fighting the good fight.

Lulzy.

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