iCarta Toilet Paper Dispenser/iPod Dock 0
Why didn’t they just call it the iPood?
September 11, 2007
If you share an apartment or home with your girlfriend/boyfriend or have a hot roommate that you’d like to bone, you’ve probably given some thought to bathroom noise. All it takes is one tremendous blast of a fart when the object of your affection happens to be within earshot, and you will forever be known as “the guy/girl that cut that monster ripper that one time”.
Nobody wants to be that person. It’s just not sexy. But you know what is sexy? Expensive, unnecessary gadgets covering every square inch of your home and person!
Also works great for disguising the sounds of stealthy restroom tug-jobs!
Thanks to Altech Flash’s new “iCarta”, you will never have to worry about your cacophonous flatulence again. The iCarta is a combination toilet paper dispenser/iPod dock, with built in speakers. It supports any type of iPod, be it a classic pod, nano or shuffle.
If you’re like most people, the music you listen to sounds like shit anyway, so at first the difference will not be readily apparent. But believe me when I say that you will be thanking Atech Flash when you’re stepping on mud ducks with reckless abandon, only to be drowned out by the sound of whatever Top 40 hit happens to be blaring from your speakers.
The iCarta will retail for about $100. Toilet paper, iPods and your dignity are all sold separately.
