The interview that was TOO HOT to post anywhere else!
By Jeremy Azevedo
Last month, we visited a porno set for the first time… Not for reasons that you might expect, but in order to interview the cast of the crossover porn spoof of the beloved television show, Scrubs.
Building off of the success of their wildly popular The Office spoof, New Sensations was quick to green-light several more spoof movies that would eventually include Scrubs, Seinfeld, 30 Rock and Friends. This was to be the first of many follow-ups, and we were there to see it in action!
While we were there, we goofed around with the props (again, get your goddamn mind out of the gutter!), made a few nude new friends and sat in something sticky that I don’t want to talk about. Somehow we also managed to find the time to interview Jack Lawrence and Tori Black, who were so filthy on camera that we had this video banished from our website! (Don’t worry, it’s really not that bad, and only borderline NSFW…) Check it out!
And here is the official (SFW) box art and trailer for New Sensations “Scrubs: A XXX Parody”:
Also have a look at Part 1 of our Scrubs: XXX Parody interview with Ashlynn Brooke and James Dean right HERE!
Movies that continue to spawn sequels that no one sees
By Jeremy Azevedo
You know how every couple of months, you see an ad in the paper (or anywhere else that’s cheap to advertise) for a new National Lampoon movie? And you think to yourself: “Who watches these?”
Not even the horniest of frat bros would waste ninety minutes of their time watching “Bag Boy” just to hear the same dick and fart jokes they’ve heard 1000 times that day already and maybe see some nobody’s boobs once or twice. (That’s what the internet is for, amirite?)
A parade of crap. Starring Bon Jovi and Paris Hilton.(Sigh…)
And yet, National Lampoon continues to make more and more shitty movies, slipping into near Troma-like depths of cheap cash-ins and half-baked plots. In case you need reminding, this is a company that at one time produced bonafide classics like “Animal House” and “Vacation”! But as painful as it is to see a franchise killed, buried, dug up, raped, reburied and pissed on like this, National Lampoon is not the only victim of Dead Horse Kickings Disease (DHKD) out there. Many once popular films have birthed series that continue farting into the wind to this very day, sometimes unbeknownst to anyone!
Let’s review:
Underworld
Vampires with guns. Okay, sure, why not?
Vampires in skin-tight Lycra body suits pretend to karate-fight CGI werewolves in slow motion. Do we really need three movies to convey this? Someone seems to thinks so… The third film in the series, “Rise of the Lycans” comes out next year. Just in time for you to apathetically get it confused with Blade 4, which you will also not go see in 2009!
Cruel Intentions
CI2: It may not have a coherent plot, but it does have sorta fugly naked twins!
The first Cruel Intentions, while based on a popular 18h century French play, was a banal sex movie without any actual sex in it. However, a cast that included Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Geller and Ryan Phillippe insured that it would be a hit. What most people don’t know about Cruel Intentions, however, is that it actually has two sequels! The first sequel was actually the pilot for a planned TV series, written and directed by the same guy as the first film, which was subsequently dropped from the Fox programming schedule and re-purposed as a movie. A third movie soon followed for absolutely no discernable reason, and of course no one saw it. Read the rest of this entry →
My girlfriend says that Megan Fox is the only other woman besides Rose McGowan that she’d “scissor”. As soon as I look up what that means, I’ll tell you if that’s something cool or not…
Until then, please enjoy these pics of Megan Fox in a wet dress from the new movie “How To Lose Friend And Alienate People”!
More reasons why you sorta missed out by not watching!
#10 Erin Densham
Austrialia
Triathalon
This chick can outrun you, outswim you, out-cycle you (I know, who cares right?) and probably outdrink you too, considering that she’s Australian and all!
Did she win?
Nope!
#9 Alona Bondarenko
Ukraine
Tennis
Comes from a family of tennis stars, has two hot sisters that she usually plays doubles with. (Just not with you.)
