Mongo Nation

Hotter than “A Suicide Girls President’s Day” I can tell you that much.

Halloween is our favorite holiday. Christmas is pretty good, because you get presents and everything. And the food is great on Thanksgiving. But only on Halloween do hundreds of thousands of women use the day as an excuse to dress up in the sluttiest, trashiest, most provocative costumes they can find and walk the streets without fear of judgment!

Whoever the genius was that started this trend should be awarded Sainthood or given a medal or something.

The Suicide Girls are, of course, not at all immune to Halloween’s sexy charms. (Not that the Suicide Girls needed any excuse to dress up in slutty outfits or anything.) So celebrate the spirit of Halloween with us by doing exactly what you would’ve been doing anyway: Ogling hot chicks in skimpy costumes.

Horror Movie Vaguely Horrific Family Movie this makes me think of: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Associated pervy quote: Congratulations, you found the golden ticket! (To my pants)

Horror Movie this makes me think of: The Stuff
Associated pervy quote: The Stuff: Are you eating it or am I eating you? Um… I mean, or is it eating you? Yeah. Read the rest of this entry →

Ass, grass or gas… Nobody rides for free!

Have you ever been driving along in the middle of the desert, bored out of your mind, when all of the sudden a hot, scantily clad hitchhiker babe appears out the haze and flags you down?

Yeah that’s never happened to me before, either.

But what if it did?

Once again, we have the Suicide Girls to thanks for providing us a glimpse of what it’s like to be on a road trip with a sexy rockabilly chick who comes dressed for the heat and knows how to handle a stick shift (so you can keep your hands free for… other stuff!)

Movie that this makes me think of: Double Indemnity
Associated pervy quote: I hope you took out that insurance policy… On your upholstery!

Movie that this makes me think of: Planet Terror
Associated pervy quote: When you’re done with that shotgun, I’ve got something else for you to “pump”! Giggity!
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The Suicide Girls try out for the team (in your pants)!

Two things that nearly every guy is interested in are beef jerky and firearms. Amirite?

Sadly, this photo gallery has nothing to do with either of those things.

However… Two other subjects that are enjoyed by most men are hot babes and sports. This photo gallery just so happens to be about exactly that, as luck would have it! So please enjoy this gallery of the Suicide Girls participating in various sports, punctuated by pervy lines that we’ve provided to save you the trouble of coming up with them for yourselves!

I’d sure like to “tag-team” those two broads!

Her “downrock” is giving me an “uprock”…
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We talk to the SG babes about nerds, World of Warcraft and Comic Con

There are many reasons to love the Suicide Girls, but perhaps chief among them is their dedication to the sexyfication real girls. Girls that have tattoos and piercings, sure, but also girls that play video games and read comics and do other dorky shit that we like to do. In fact, when talking to a Suicide Girl, you may just discover that their level of dorktitute far exceeds your own, as we did in the following video. Check it out, exclusively on CraveOnline!

Playing dress up is fun, but hot babes playing dress up is even more so

The Suicide Girls are showing love for the nerds at Comic Con by dressing up in all manner of sexy cosplay regalia. Check out this gallery of some of our favorites from the site:

This one is from True Crime, True North, a Canadian pulp fiction anthology. Bonus points for obsscurity!

Wolverine, of course. Only with this Wolverine, the adamantium is in your pants.
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