Gun Blowdryer 0
For maximum effectiveness, use in bathtub.
Wow. If you needed any more proof that the emo/gothic, skull and crossbones, suicide threat as conversation starter fashion scene has gone a little too far, this is it.
Not content to emblazon every square inch of their clothing with images of skulls and guns, cheerleaders mimicking the style of their less popular peers have turned toward their beauty products and appliances for further poseury.
Enter the Gun Blowdryer, a seemingly normal hairdryer encased in a wild-west revolver casing. Now you can put a gun to your head every morning, and blow frizzy hair straight to hell!
The Gun Blowdryer comes in blue and pink handled models, and changes speed and temperature by cocking the hammer.
This product will make a great companion piece to the half bottle of sleeping pills and dull straight razor that you pretend to attempt suicide with on a weekly basis! The Gun Blowdryer is currently only available in Japan, but don’t worry. There is very little chance that Hot Topic won’t be selling this item to morbid, self-loathing American teenagers in the very near future.
