SkinBag: Human Skin Fashion and Accesories 0
Where Leatherface would shop if he had internet access
Fur is so passé. This season, Serial Killer Chic is in, thanks to Skinbag!
Hipster Buffalo Bill: “Would you f**k me? I’d f**k me. I’d f**k me hard. Right after I finish my latte.”
Skinbag makes a range of products for the discerning maniac from a synthetic human skin that looks disgustingly real. (Seriously, it has wrinkles and veins and everything.) Look just like “Buffalo Bill” in stylish jackets and skirts that appear to have been carved right off of a freshly butchered transient!
Skinbag also makes camera bags and even courier laptop bags for the tech-savy whackjob with lots of money and disproportionately less common sense. Get yours today, and shame your family by dressing like a freak even though it’s not even Halloween time!
Made from leftovers of fat people after plastic surgery! Just kidding! (I think)
You can’t fault Skinbag for being original. But I think it’s safe to say that it is pretty gross.
