Mongo Nation

The holidays are coming, and with them, the burden of “Secret Santa” exchanges, greedy relatives that you barely even know and girlfriends that you meant to break up with around Thanksgiving but chickened out. And now you have to get presents for all these assholes. Sucks to be you! Or maybe, just maybe, this year it sucks to be them?

This year, we’re going to suggest that you give yourself the greatest gift of all: The gift of revenge. Why not give those jerkoffs a present that lets them know how you really feel? For those of you that are creatively bankrupt, here’s a few suggestion:

A hilariously taxidermied sculpture made out of your friend’s beloved house pet.

Imagine your friend’s delight when they see their favorite cat/dog/hamster dressed like a skier, or pushing a shopping cart, or even riding a bicycle! Now imagine their horror when they realize that the aforementioned house pet is stuffed and dipped in formaldehyde!

A homicidal robot with a shitty attitude, disguised as a Roomba.

I’m guessing that the recipient of this gift is a disgusting slob, so it’ll probably be like three months before they actually turn this thing on. Waiting for the payoff will damn near drive you crazy. But it’ll totally be worth it when the next time they leave their house, they do it in a garbage bag, lol!

A homemade video of yourself nailing your friend’s girlfriend.

This is actually kind of a nice gift. For starters, they’ll know what a little tramp their girlfriend is. Plus, they’ll have her on video in case they forget what she looks like naked or whatever. Best of all, they can blackmail her if she has any money or anything! You know what? Forget it, just keep this one for yourself! Read the rest of this entry →

Sneak-peek at the latest, greatest celebrity sex tape!

By Chest Rockwell

If you are unfamiliar with Shauna Sand, then you must not read very many celebrity gossip sites. Shauna Sand is famous for having been married to Lorenzo Lamas and appearing in Playboy, as well as a smattering of roles on various movies and TV shows.

But she is even MORE famous for having insane tits, wearing 8-inch Lucite heels and being photographed topless in public just about every weekend for the last two years straight, while clearly not giving a f**k. It comes as little surprise then, that she has a “celebrity” sex tape coming out this week. Really, the only question is what took so goddamn long for someone to come forward with one?

Vivid Entertainment has acquired the rights to produce and distribute “Shauna Sand Exposed”, which is essentially a homemade sex tape featuring Shauna and some dude who no one gives a shit what his name is. From what I’ve seen, it’s incredibly graphic. Which is sort of great in a way… Because you know how some chicks look like porn stars but then, when you sleep with them, they expect you to do all the work and they sort of just lie there? Well, of course, YOU wouldn’t know that but you’ve probably heard other, better-looking people tell you about this anomaly, correct?

Well, I’m happy to report that Like Paris and Kim K. before her, Shauna performs exactly the way you’d expect a chick that looks like a veteran of the adult film industry to perform. We wish her all the luck in her new career path!

Check out a SFW preview of the video right here:

Also, visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the NSFW preview pics.

Or, visit Vivid.com to check out the official video!