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Hotter than “A Suicide Girls President’s Day” I can tell you that much.

Halloween is our favorite holiday. Christmas is pretty good, because you get presents and everything. And the food is great on Thanksgiving. But only on Halloween do hundreds of thousands of women use the day as an excuse to dress up in the sluttiest, trashiest, most provocative costumes they can find and walk the streets without fear of judgment!

Whoever the genius was that started this trend should be awarded Sainthood or given a medal or something.

The Suicide Girls are, of course, not at all immune to Halloween’s sexy charms. (Not that the Suicide Girls needed any excuse to dress up in slutty outfits or anything.) So celebrate the spirit of Halloween with us by doing exactly what you would’ve been doing anyway: Ogling hot chicks in skimpy costumes.

Horror Movie Vaguely Horrific Family Movie this makes me think of: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Associated pervy quote: Congratulations, you found the golden ticket! (To my pants)

Horror Movie this makes me think of: The Stuff
Associated pervy quote: The Stuff: Are you eating it or am I eating you? Um… I mean, or is it eating you? Yeah. Read the rest of this entry →

Why should the doucehbags have all the fun?

By Moses Amadeus

One thing that I’ve always found amusing about the whole “Hot Chicks With Douchebags” phenomenon is that I suspect 90% of the dudes in the pictures never had a chance of scoring with the babes they are photographed with.

More likely than not, they saw the hot babe, handed their camera to their orange skinned, shiny-shirted friend and said (and feel free to say this in your head in a Persian or foreign sounding accent)“Yo B-Ro, take a picture of me with this fine lady, ok?” And then the chick’s all like “ehhh…” but the dude takes the picture anyway and it ends up on the Internet and the guy’s like (now say this one with a New Jersey accent) “Brooooo… I totally like f**ked that chick riiiiight?!” And their mom or whoever is within earshot laughs and is all like, “No you didn’t”.

The reason why I presume this to be the case is because:

A.)    I cannot believe in a god that would allow a chick like this to put out for a guy like that while perfectly good dudes out there are going without box everyday.

Exhibit A

And…
B.)    I saw this exact situation unfold literally dozens, maybe even hundreds of times at this year’s E3.

Don’t believe me? Well, it just so happens that I have evidence to support my claim. So please enjoy this gallery of Hot Chicks With Video Game Dorks from E3 2009:

She’s totally gonna burn that sweater when she gets home. You just know it.

Actually, that homely man in the middle might be vibing you a little bit… Read the rest of this entry →

The definitive version. For real this time.

By Jeremy Azevedo

Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix is almost complete, and we’ve got some new screens that show just how well it’s coming along!

The hand drawn character art by Udon Entertainment looks so amazing, it sets a new standard for 2-D animation in a video game. To illustrate the difference, here is a picture of the actual in game appearance of Ken Masters, both in the original game and the HD optimized remake:

Notice the difference?

SSF2HDR will be available very soon on XBLA and PSN, and is expected to set records for the longest combination of acronyms ever written by gaming journalists. Anyone who has ever played a fighting game should be excited to get their hands on the definitive version of the title that started it all. For those that haven’t, SSF2HDR presents an ingenious way to expose a new generation of gamers to a classic, combining old-school action with cutting-edge visuals, not unlike a cougar with a really phenomenal boob job.

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