Nerd Parade! 0
Holy crap, cosplay pictures from this year’s E For All!
Of all the world’s nerds, none is more entertaining to the eye than the cosplayer. Cosplayers are the people that show up at every convention you’ve ever seen or attended, dressed up like their favorite video game, comic book or TV characters. They differ from furries in that they are not known to engage in perverse sexual acts that defy the laws of nature and decency.
Some have theorized that they dress up merely to show off how creative they are at costume design, while still others have surmised that they suffer from a chemical imbalance of the brain that forces them to think that every day is Halloween time.
At this year’s E For All videogame exhibition, we had a chance to photograph some of these wondrous creatures in their natural habitat…
Smokin’ hot Lara Croft w/ some kinda robot dude and one of 1,000 sexually ambiguous Final fantasy dudes.
2 hot chicks from Guitar Hero, giving me “star power” in my pants.
Nerd Parade group photo!
Cloud: “Mine’s bigger than this.” Spider-Man: “How do I shot web?”
Another glorious Nerd parade group photo.
Holy Jesus, this Alucard is creepy as hell…
I am unable to determine the gender of half of these people. Nice shields though!
Even amongst nerds, there are subsets of even dweebier nerds, as is illustrated here.
That Lara Croft is probably the only one getting paid for this. I’d like to raid her tomb!
That’s either Sephiroth from FFVII or the lead singer of White Lion.
Science is still unable to explain what would ever possess a tasty babe like this to dress up like a character from a Spider-Man comic.
Dante from “Devil May Cry” making a vaguely inappropriate gesture towards Link.
Final Fantasy nerds are perhaps the most common type of cosplayer.
These cosplayers are wearing more spandex and leather than an aerobics class made up entirely of gay bikers.
Wow. If I was Link, I’d save myself the trouble and let Gannon have her.
Sadly, there was not even one slutty, obscenely endowed Dead Or Alive chick anywhere to be found.
Click HERE for a LULZY article about Day 1 at the E For All. Click HERE for Day 2!
