Getting Laid in the Dragon Age 0
How to slay babes, when you’re not already busy slaying dragons.
 By Chest Rockwell |
Bioware is no stranger to inviting controversy by including sexual subjects in their games. Mass Effect, for instance, received a great deal of attention for scenes depicting your character getting lucky with a hot alien space babe. |
This was, of course, dutifully blown out of proportion by an evangelical blogger who described the game as a “‘over the net virtual orgasmic rape simulator” or something along those lines.If that dude had actually played Mass Effect, he’d know that those scenes were tame in comparison to those in Dragon Age Origins!
In all seriousness, the sex scenes in this game are actually nowhere near “Hot Coffee” levels of smuttiness. They are, however, quite prevalent and not particularly gender-specific in most cases. There is even a cathouse in Denerim in which you can score with any manner of man, woman, animal or object for the low, low price of 40 silver. (Or 30 if you negotiate!)
Dragon Age: Tiger Woods Edition
But why pay for it when you can get it for free from your teammates? Especially when you get achievements for doing so? We’ve played the game enough to know how and when to unsheath our sword and with whom, and now we will impart that wisdom to you. Just know that there are some major PLOT SPOILERS involved, so if you’re just starting out in the game you might want to bookmark this guide for later.
Your trusty lusty companions, in alphabetical order:
Alistair
Alistair is the one potential sex partner that will only bed a female lead character. (Even if she’s a dwarf, which is totally gross.) Although, I do recall having a conversation with him at one time about “licking lamp posts in the winter time” or something like that, for which I find him highly suspect. Be that as it may, this virginal templar will only let a lady Warden pop his cherry. You can accomplish this by being nice to him, pretending to enjoy his lame jokes and generally looking the other way every time he does something vaguely cowardly.
Preferred gifts:
- Alistair’s Mother’s Amulet
- Duncan’s Shield
- Statuettes and runestones
- MC Hammer CDs
