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All the public humiliation that made us smile this year!

By Jeremy Azevedo

It’s time once again to look back on another year of embarrassing public displays of FAIL on the part of this great nation’s headline-grabbing celebritards!

They say that the price of fame is the scrutiny that the public holds you to: These ten celebrities made it worth our while to watch them this year as they self destructed before our very eyes, teaching us all a valuable lesson about the dangers of strutting around all over the goddamn place like some kind of egomaniacal human peacock, and also making Harvey Levin (who also has it coming, btw) very rich.

Christian Bale

It doesn’t matter how much money “The Dark Knight” made this year, it won’t change the fact that Christian Bale damn near ruined it with his retarded growling voice thing. Perhaps due to all the critics having a go at him for this, Christian got so butthurt that he took it out on his mom and sister by beating the shit out of them. When asked for a comment, Bale simply replied, “Ahhhhgggggmmmm Bhhhaaaaattttttttmmmmuuuuuaaaggghhhnnn-agh!”

David Duchovny

So, here’s a guy that goes to rehab to treat a “sex addiction”, even though there doesn’t appear to have been any kind of extramarital affair going on. You know what that means… He’s a jackmaster! Good luck ever looking at David “Baloney Bopper” Duchovny again without picturing him sitting in front of his computer, pants around his ankles, beating off to goldenshowerjuggs.com or whatever, six or seven times a day.

Hilary Clinton

She tried to run for president of the United Sates, even though she’s a woman, lol!
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