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Top 10 Strong Gaming Heroines 6

Posted on September 29, 2008 by jeremyazevedo

Feminism? In my video game tapes?

More often than not, female protagonists in video games tend to exist as little more than a shameless attempt to rope in young male audiences looking for cheap thrills (Much like the banner image I used above for this article).But what about those female heroines that transcend the basic law of jiggly tits=$$$? No really, I’m being serious… I’ve even gone so far as to compile a list of the top 10 gaming heroines that are more famous for their contribution to the artform than they are for their propensity for up-skirt cinematography.

Ms. Pac-Man (Ms. Pac-Man)

You may have thought that Ms. Pac-Man was nothing more than regular Pac-Man with a bow on his head meant to rope female gamers into playing arcade games, but you would be very wrong sir (or madam). Whatever Pac-Man could do, Ms. Pac-Man could do faster and better. Most old school arcade enthusiasts will tell you that Ms. Pac-Man is just quite simply a smoother and more enjoyable experience than her male predecessor.

Jade (Beyond Good And Evil)

Not many video games star a female journalist struggling to uncover a worldwide military conspiracy using stealth and photography. Jade is probably the best example of a female protagonist being treated with the same respect as a male lead, in one of the best and most under-rated games of all time. Her uncle is a humanoid pig, which is kind of a turnoff, but they’re technically not blood relatives so at least there probably wasn’t any pig-lovin’ in her direct line of lineage. Read the rest of this entry →

Some Hot British Gymnast Gets Paid To Cosplay As Lara Croft 1

Posted on August 15, 2008 by Mongo Nation

Alison Carroll is the latest P.O.A. to take over as Eidos’ chesty mascot and resident Tomb Raider, Lara Croft. Because she’s also an accomplished gymnast, she might actually be able to do some of the acrobatic shit from the game IRL and may be used for mo-cap on future titles, in addition to her duties cock-teasing fanboys at electronic expos and press events. Check Alison out in full Tomb Raider regalia below, taking care to note how unusually large her breasts are for a gymnast, as well as how straight her teeth are for a Brit…



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