Farewell, CraveOnline Readers! 0
It’s been real… It’s been fun… And dare I say it may have even been REAL FUN?!
By Jeremy Azevedo
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Well, CraveOnline fans, I’m afraid I have bad news for you: Your favorite (?) writer and video producer, Jeremy Azevedo, is leaving, and he’s taking all of his multiple personalities with him. |
That means no more Moses Amadeus, Pete Pelmo, Karate Chimp, The Most Pissed-Off Dude in the World, Creepy Office Guy, Ted Hucklebuck, Chest Rockwell, Stretchnuts, Dr. Science, Junkyard or BuckCherryFan420, either. I know; it’s like a national tragedy.
I’ll give you a moment to grieve.
All finished?
Good. Now dry your eyes and let’s take a walk down memory lane shall we? I’ve compiled a list of some of my best articles, videos and top 10 lists from my time here, so the 12 of you that actually read my stuff on a regular basis can maybe squeeze one last chuckle out of them before they’re lost to the void. Yeah!
(And P.S.: If any of you are at all interested in following me where I go next, feel free to email me at jeremyazevedo@yahoo.com)
Now, without further ado, here are the top 10 greatest hits from the 2007-2010 era of CraveOnline, henceforth to be referred to as the “Golden Era”:
How Do I Know If I Am A Hipster? - (Maybe the best thing I’ve ever written)
Jerkoffs You Are Sure to Meet in Art School - (And I should know, I was one. An art student, I mean)
An AIM Convo Between The Ultimate Warrior and Lindsay Lohan - (I’m still not convinced that this didn’t actually happen)
Really Bad Gifts to Give Your Co-Workers - (My favorite holiday-themed post!)
Celebrity PostSecrets Intercepted! - (One of my better Photoshoops)
Harry Potter to Appear in Every Movie, Retroactively - (More Photoshoop fun!)
Empire of the Sun: Walking on a Dream - (Probably my best album review, ever)
The Secret Millionaire’s Playbook Intercepted! - (I think I wrote this one in response to the bailout)
Millions of American Males Lining Up To Be Rejected By Megan Fox - (And yet, she keeps getting back with that dude…)
How to RAWK - (I’d like to point out that this pre-dates “Jersey Shore” by a year)
- Next page: Top 10 Videos of The Golden Era
- Next, next page: Top 10 Top 10 Lists of The Golden Era
