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Suicide Road Trip! 0

Posted on September 04, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Ass, grass or gas… Nobody rides for free!

Have you ever been driving along in the middle of the desert, bored out of your mind, when all of the sudden a hot, scantily clad hitchhiker babe appears out the haze and flags you down?

Yeah that’s never happened to me before, either.

But what if it did?

Once again, we have the Suicide Girls to thanks for providing us a glimpse of what it’s like to be on a road trip with a sexy rockabilly chick who comes dressed for the heat and knows how to handle a stick shift (so you can keep your hands free for… other stuff!)


Movie that this makes me think of: Double Indemnity
Associated pervy quote: I hope you took out that insurance policy… On your upholstery!


Movie that this makes me think of: Planet Terror
Associated pervy quote: When you’re done with that shotgun, I’ve got something else for you to “pump”! Giggity!
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Behind the Scenes of Olivia Munn’s Playboy Cover Shoot 0

Posted on June 16, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Basement lairs across the country soon to be rockin’ uncontrollably…

Much to the delight of nerds everywhere, Olivia Munn will be appearing on the July/August 2009 cover of Playboy, giving dorks a reason to put down their video game controllers for at least fifteen minutes out of the day.

G4 was kind enough to post a sexy behind-the-scenes video of the shoot, which we have reposted for you here. Enjoy this sneak peak of the first issue of Playboy that I will actually purchase since 2000, when I bought the Chyna issue… So I could see how good their Photshop artists were at removing a penis. But try not to think about that, and instead enjoy this video of Olivia Munn prancing around in various sexy bikinis and what not:

From our pals at G4!



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