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Meet The “Human Wrecking Balls” 0

Posted on November 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We crash the set of G4’s “Human Wrecking Balls”

We visited the set of G4’s new season of “Human Wrecking Balls” to watch Craig and Paul Pumphrey destroy a fast food restaurant with their bare hands (!!). While we were there, we spoke with the two juggernauts about smashing stuff like the Incredible Hulk, the science behind their show, and we even learned a little karate while we were at it!

We learned that in addition to destroying inanimate objects, the Pumphrey Bros. also enjoy smashing reporters and unicorns (two of Mother Nature’s most beloved creatures).

Check out the video here!

Watch more Human Wrecking Ball carnage on G4TV, Wednesdays at 8pm!

Fedor Emelianenko on his bout with Brett Rogers 1

Posted on November 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Fedor discusses his injuries and signing with Strikeforce.

Being in the same room as one of the most lethal men on the face of the Earth is a weird feeling. It’s sort of like holding a gun for the first time, or walking into a bear’s cave unarmed.

Fedor Emelianenko

We experienced this very same feeling when Fedor Emelianenko came into the CraveOnline studio this week to talk with us about his fight with Brett Rogers, to address rumors of catastrophic injuries to his hand and face, and to clear the air about his dealings with Strikeforce/M1 Global and the UFC. Loretta Hunt from our friends at Sherdog interviews. Check out the video right here!

Fedor also had a special message for his friend and rival, Josh Barnett, which we you can see right here:

Read more about Fedor Emelianenko on Sherdog.com!

Nerdcore Calendar Premiere Party 2010 0

Posted on November 18, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We make the Nerdcore calendar girls scream!

Each year, Nerdcore releases a calendar of naked porn stars and various hot babes re-enacting moments from popular geek fantasies. These have involved subjects ranging from video games, to superheroes, to science fiction. This year, Nerdcore surprised dorks everywhere by going with a horror theme! I don’t know what they were so surprised about; few people are as hopelessly nerdy as a hardcore horror fan. And I should know. We smell our own.

So anyway, our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael went down to Royal Clayton’s English Pub to talk to all the sexy Nerdcore models and the dweebs that coerced them into getting naked in the first place. The resulting interview may be too sexy for some… So if you are watching from your office, please make sure that you don’t have to stand up for at least a few minutes. (Trust me on this.)

Hey guess what else? We also have some preview pics from the calendar itself! (Some of which, we pilfered from our friends at ShockTIllYouDrop.com.) Check em’ out:

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Need for Speed: Shift - Producer Interview 0

Posted on October 05, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We talk to producer Jesse Abney of EA.

(Text by David Kester)

Jesse Abney, a Producer for EA’s new Need for Speed installment, “Shift,” gives us a run down of what you can expect to feel, and visualize in the game.  The dynamic graphical and auditory elements in Shift puts you in the driver’s seat, so close you couldn’t tell the difference between reality or game-world unless you hit the start button.

Friends: A XXX Parody Set Visit 0

Posted on September 04, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We go on location to the filming of the Friends porno! Hijinx ensue!

Lee Roy Meyer and New Sensations have a good thing going for them with all of these great spoofs they’ve been doing: Scrubs, 30 Rock (!), Seinfeld, The X-Files… They’ve all received the porno parody treatment. However, the one that really got our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael all excited (not like that, you pervert, I mean like actually excited) was the Friends XXX Parody, such that she’s such a huge fan of the show and all.

That and the fact that we didn’t tell her it was an adult Friends movie.

Thinking she was going to the set of a “Sex and the City” type film shoot, Laryn put on her favorite push-up bra and drove out to The Valley with us (it’s always in The Valley) to meet and talk with Monica (Vanessa Naughty), Joey (Rocco Reed) and Phoebe (Jordan Kingsley)! Much confusion and hilarity ensued when she came to find out that the cast of Friends:

  • A.) Looked quite a bit different in real life and…
  • B.) All kept trying to motorboat her roundies.

Not that you can really blame them.

Check out our behind the scenes visit of the friendliest adult film shoot we’ve been to all summer, and look for the finished product out now on DVD! It’s probably the adult film your sterilie, manhood-destroying girlfriend might actually tolerate letting you watch this year!



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