Now I’m not usually one to advocate cock-rock bands like Buckcherry, (even if they did once do a totally sweet cover of “Anything, Anything” by Dramarama) but one thing that I am an advocate of is titties in videos. After all, music videos have always banked on sexy babes to sell the band, that’s nothing new. And now that MTV doesn’t show videos any more, there’s nothing stopping sleazy rock bands from telling the girls to just go ahead and take off their goddamn tops already, amirite? It’s only going to be seen on the Internet anyway, so why not? Check out the X-rated video for Buckcherry’s “Too Drunk to Fuck” right here, which I can assure you is not a cover or of the old Dead Kennedy’s song. But be warned that, like the Hollywood Undead video posted last week, it is totally NSFW!
Actor Nick Nolte apparently wasted at a press junket.
By Jeremy Azevedo
Nick Nolte isn’t really known to be the soberest of individuals, but getting fall-down drunk before appearing at a press junket for a children’s movie is an all time low.
You’ve all seen the mug shots, now see it again live on video!
Anybody out there want to start a rehab/reality TV/death pool on the “Prince of Tides”?
These products help you drive like you live: dangerous and inconsiderate.
Have you ever been wasted behind the wheel of your car, watching TV on your sun visor while texting nasty messages to the motorists behind you? No? Well why the hell not? Don’t you know about these awesome car gadgets for irresponsible drivers?
First off you’ve got your onboard breathalyzer. Already big in Japan, and desperately needed by our nation’s young celebrities, this device registers your blood alcohol level before letting you drive. If you blow over the limit, your ignition is disabled. Use it to brag to your friends how drunk you were after driving yourself home from a party!
The “drunk” in this picture looks about as sober as a judge. What a rip.
ext you’ve got your driver side sun visor/DVD player. Get pumped up for your commute by watching The Fast and the Furious or Gone in 60 Seconds on a glorious 7” LCD as you careen into the poor saps in front of you. Too bad for them that you spent the money that would’ve gone to insurance on autographed Dukes of Hazard and Knight Rider DVD sets!
You can still sorta see the road. No big deal.
Lastly you’ve got the greatest gadget ever invented for road ragers since the handgun: a programmable LED license plate billboard! Give the guy behind you a friendly “hello”, or perhaps a slightly less friendly “f**k you, buddy”. Let the cute chick behind you know about your “free mustache rides”. Tell that obnoxious family of eight riding your ass that “abortion is still legal, you know”. The possibilities are endless!
A novel approach to communicating with strangers from the safety of your car.
