FSITO: Fight Smack In The Orphanage 0
“Because Orphans Don’t Have Parents”
 By Dolemite’s Ghost |
A number of crazy PSAs have popped up today on our interwebs that feature a valiant organization hell bent on combating our nation’s problem with smack addicted orphans. That organization is known as “FSITO”, which stands for “Fight Smack In The Orphanage”. |
Using a regiment of tough love, advanced kung-fu therapy, food deprivation and mild waterboarding, FSITO has been converting Smack addicted orphans into “Smack Warriors”, and useful members of society, since 1974.
This is the first of those PSAs, starring a smooth talking social worker who goes by the name of “Cream Corn”:
According to their official press release, FSITO has three major goals:
• #1: ESTABLISH A GRASSROTS MOVEMENT that will supply counseling, support, nurturing, love, methadone, and understanding to our nation’s Smacked up kids.
• #2: CREATE SMACK AWARENESS and provide Smack-related materials, including t-shirts, bumper stickers, key chains and temporary tattoos.
• #3: STOP THE VICIOUS CYCLE of addiction by saving Smack-addicted orphans from pushers while, in turn, saving the pushers from organized crime, saving organized crime from the drug cartels, and ultimately, saving the drug cartels from big government health care reform.
Check out part two of FSITO’s series of hard-hitting ant-smack PSAs:
If you’d like to learn more about FSITO and how you can help get orphans off of Smack, please visit Fightsmackintheorphanage.org
And if you are curious where all this strange, modern-vintage PSA stuff is coming from, my guess is that it has something to do with the awesome, soon-to-be-released blaxploitation kung-fu action/comedy film starring Michael Jai White, Tommy Davidson and Cedric Yarbrough… “Black Dynamite”. Have a look and see if you agree:
Black Dynamite Red Band Trailer
