Silver spoons, reach-arounds, and the most powerful weapon…
iJoke.com and CraveOnline present an exclusive live performance by popular LA comedian Adam Richmond! On the way to the show, Adam ran into a pesky ninja of the dreaded West Hollywood Clan… Luckily, we were there with him to catch what happened on video:
Adam Richmond Live
NINJA!
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iJoke.com and CraveOnline present an exclusive performance by comedian Brian Whitaker! Brian is one of the least PC comedians currently working the LA scene… which isn’t saying much, because for all it’s perceived liberality, California as a whole is actually one of the most puritanical states in the country. Except for maybe Utah. Thankfully, Brian doesn’t care if anyone is offended by his unapologetically dark style of humor, as is illustrated in the following video:
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Part 2 of 2: Tommy on why he’s such an expert at criminal law
iJoke.com and CraveOnline present an exclusive performance by comedian Tommy Savitt! Tommy is like a double-agent of justice… He understands what it’s like to be on both sides of the law. But how is this knowledge going to help him score with chicks?
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iJoke.com and CraveOnline present an exclusive performance by comedian Tommy Savitt! Most guys will tell you that they don’t understand women at all. Many comedians base their routines on the glaring gender differences that we face each day. Not Tommy. Tommy understands the game better than anyone (in his own mind) and prowls the stage with the confidence of a cheetah (with leprosy)! Watch and learn:
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Luke Lockfeld, Jentle Phoenix and Matt Champagne, live!
iJoke.com and CraveOnline present an exclusive performance by Jentle Phoenix and Matt Champagne (both of whom swear that those are their real names…) and 13-year old comic phenom Luke Lockfeld! It’s just like being at the club, except there’s no 2-drink minumum and instead of sitting at a table with a date, you’re sitting in your mom’s basement at your computer by yourself, wearing a dirty pair of briefs and a bathrobe with dinosaurs on it!
Adam on LA, crazy women, texting, blue collar comedy and more!
iJoke.com and CraveOnline present an exclusive performance by Adam Richmond, live at the Hollywood Improv! We were on location for the Adam Richmond Comedy Hour, which, inexplicably, ran an hour and a half long. But you don’t need to be good at math in order to be funny, as is evidenced by the following video!
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Live at the “Grave to the Golden Gate” Olympic Zombie Marathon
By Jeremy Azevedo
Every 100 years, on the eve of the Dark Solstice… when the moon is aligned with the Ancient Pyramid of Soth-Toggoth the Messenger and the sun is blotted out from the sky by his hoary Master from the Forgotten Dimension Beyond Time’s evil influence…
…The dead shall rise from their grave and participate in a marathon in sunny San Francisco, known as the “Grave to the Golden Gate” Zombie Marathon! KTIT News Channel 5 is on the scene to document the occasion.
Psychedelic dirty puppets and Beaver Boys, anyone?
By Jeremy Azevedo
Of all the silly things in this world that beg to be mocked, few are as untapped as public television. Where else can you see the batshit crazy musings of people that have no business being on television (or even the radio, for that matter) than public access?
And who better to capture this raw, unfiltered awkwardness than Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, perhaps two of the most uncomfortable performers on regular TV?
Tim and Eric are already (sort of) well known for their (sort of) animated show, “Tom Goes to the Mayor”. Their new show, “Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job!” transfers that same kind of humor into a live setting, sprinkles in a few amazing guest stars (John C. Rielly, Michael Cera, Jeff Goldblum, etc.) and cranks the weirdo dial up to 11. Season 1 is available now, so if you haven’t yet been acquainted with Tim and Eric, now is as good a time as any.
The only reality TV show you should be concerning yourself with.
Normally I would rather shit my pants at the Playboy Mansion while eating a glass bottle of hobo piss and being clotheslined by the Ultimate Warrior than watch a single minute of reality television. Kenny Vs. Spenny, a new show on Comedy Central this season is perhaps the sole exception to this rule.
Kenny Vs. Spenny has already been a show for around four years now, but for some reason dimwitted TV producers in the US were too stupid to recognize the brilliance of these fine young Canadian sociopaths until South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker jumped on board as executive producers.
This image sums up the gist of the show quite nicely.
The basic premise is that Kenny and Spenny are lifelong friends who are driven by a need to compete against one another in a variety of unusual competitions, with the loser being subjected to some type of obscene humiliation at the end. Some examples would be “Who can stay naked the longest”, “Who can win a beauty pageant” or “First one to get a boner loses”.
Where Spenny is more apt to take the high road to victory and follow the rules to the letter, Kenny will generally stop at nothing in order to win. In one of my personal favorite episodes, “Who will use their arms first”, Kenny ties a dwarf to his chest and throws Spenny’s guitar off the roof, forcing Spenny to use his arms to catch it. The resulting punishments for failure might range from modeling women’s lingerie in a storefront window to licking the door handle of an adult video store.
Kenny and Spenny were kind enough to abstain from torturing one another long enough to record the following exclusive video for CraveOnline:
Check out Kenny Vs. Spenny Sundays at 11:30p/10:30c on Comedy Central.
In Kevin Smith’s upcoming new comedy, “Zack & Miri Make A Porno”, two longtime pals (Zack & Miri obviously) find themselves experiencing a quarter-life crisis. In response to an upcoming high school reunion, the two friends attempt to launch an amateur porno studio to impress their peers and make a few extra bucks on the side.
Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd in “40 Year Old Virgin”.
Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, Superbad) and Elizabeth Banks (40 Year Old Virgin, Hot Wet American Summer) have signed on to play the titular characters. “Getting Seth in this flick is like suddenly growing an extra six inches in the crotch,” said Smith. “And as if that wasn’t awesome enough, we scored the comedically and aesthetically gifted Elizabeth, too. Cast-wise, I’m now extremely well-hung.”
Elizabeth Banks and Steve Carell, also in “40 Year Old Virgin”.
It will most likely be about a year before “Zack and Miri” makes it to theaters, but we’ll be eagerly anticipating its arrival. I think it’s safe to assume that Kevin Smith + amateur porno = hilarity.
