5 Manly Drink Recipes 0
Cocktails for the discerning Boozehound.
Are you disgusted by sugary, girly cocktails that make you feel like you’re gonna shit your ass, but you’re tired of ordering the same damn Jack and Coke every time you go out to a bar? Are you looking for a drink that will make you look like a cool, adventurous and knowledgeable alcoholic? CraveOnline has got five quick-fire recipes to please the macho lumberjack’s thirst deep inside even the hairiest liver.
#1 – RUSTY NAIL
Here’s a drink that was popular back in the 60s with Hollywood types, back before all the actors were homosexual scientologist vegans. Now your kidneys can feel like they were there, even if you weren’t born until the 80s.
1 ½ shots of Scotch
½ shot of Drambuie
Directions: Pour the Scotch in a glass over ice, float the Drambuie on top.
#2 – COCK-A-BENDY
This drink is appropriately named, as it will surely put your dick in the dirt. To counteract this side effect, add one crushed dose of Enzyte to your last cocktail of the evening.
2 shots of Scotch
¾ shot of Dry Vermouth
1 tsp Bitters
Directions: Shake with ice, pour unstrained.
#3 – BLOODY BULL
This one will put hair on your balls, even if you’re a woman. It’s that hardcore.
1 ½ shots of Vodka
2 oz Tomato Juice
2 oz Beef Bouillon
Directions: Pour over ice, stir, squeeze in a few drops of lemon, or if you’re really badass, a few drops of whatever wrings out of the bar rag.
#4 – THE GORILLA
The Gorilla is a popular drink for heavy metal band roadies, biker gangs, and computer dorks that get cocktail recipes from the interweb.
1 shot Bacardi 151
1 shot Jagermeister
Directions: Stir in glass with ice.
#5 – BEER BUSTER
Here’s a great one for all you manbots out there to impress your pledge brothers at your next frat boy picnic/date-rape crime scene.
1 ½ shot Vodka
As much cold beer as will fill up the glass
2 dashes of Tabasco
Directions: Pour beer over the vodka in a glass with no ice, add Tabasco.
See you in the drunk tank at County!
