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Boobies At The Movies: Role Models 0

Posted on November 14, 2008 by jeremyazevedo

Boobs and comedy go together like boobs and pretty much anything. But is the humor in “Role Models” to these two boobs’ liking?

Holy Christ, Megan Fox In A Wet Dress From Some Movie 0

Posted on September 23, 2008 by jeremyazevedo

My girlfriend says that Megan Fox is the only other woman besides Rose McGowan that she’d “scissor”. As soon as I look up what that means, I’ll tell you if that’s something cool or not…

Until then, please enjoy these pics of Megan Fox in a wet dress from the new movie “How To Lose Friend And Alienate People”!

Full Clip Right Here:

Top 10 International Olympic Babes 5

Posted on August 26, 2008 by Mongo Nation

More reasons why you sorta missed out by not watching!

#10 Erin Densham
Austrialia
Triathalon

This chick can outrun you, outswim you, out-cycle you (I know, who cares right?) and probably outdrink you too, considering that she’s Australian and all!

Did she win?
Nope!

#9 Alona Bondarenko
Ukraine
Tennis

Comes from a family of tennis stars, has two hot sisters that she usually plays doubles with. (Just not with you.)

Did she win?
The hell if I know. I’m guessing no?
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Buckcherry: Too Drunk To Fuck 0

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Mongo Nation

Pic somewhat related…

Now I’m not usually one to advocate cock-rock bands like Buckcherry, (even if they did once do a totally sweet cover of “Anything, Anything” by Dramarama) but one thing that I am an advocate of is titties in videos. After all, music videos have always banked on sexy babes to sell the band, that’s nothing new. And now that MTV doesn’t show videos any more, there’s nothing stopping sleazy rock bands from telling the girls to just go ahead and take off their goddamn tops already, amirite? It’s only going to be seen on the Internet anyway, so why not? Check out the X-rated video for Buckcherry’s “Too Drunk to Fuck” right here, which I can assure you is not a cover or of the old Dead Kennedy’s song. But be warned that, like the Hollywood Undead video posted last week, it is totally NSFW!

Top 10 Hottest US Olympic Babes 3

Posted on August 20, 2008 by Mongo Nation

They could vault my pole anytime!
# 10 Amy Acuff
High Jump

This beanpole’s interests include jumping over stuff, being hella tall and posing nude with alarming frequency!

#9 Jennie Finch
Softball

Unfortunately married to some asshole named “Daigle” or something, but is embarrassed to take his name. I don’t blame her. Read the rest of this entry →

Boobies At The Movies: Tropic Thunder 4

Posted on August 13, 2008 by Mongo Nation

Boobies At The Movies: Tropic Thunder

Can they at least agree on a comedy? Everybody likes making fun of the mentally handicapped and racial insensitivity right?

Boobies at the Movies: The Dark Knight 0

Posted on July 25, 2008 by Mongo Nation

You’ve probably already seen the The Dark Knight by now, but I guarantee you’ll want to see this review anyway!

I Have No Idea Who Jodie Marsh Is 0

Posted on July 24, 2008 by jeremyazevedo

I really don’t know who Jodie Marsh is, nor do I care. What I do know, however, is that she appears to be famous for having some pretty insane tits:

Boobies At The Movies: Wanted 0

Posted on July 16, 2008 by jeremyazevedo

Pretty much the best anything, ever.

Soul Calibur IV: New Characters 0

Posted on July 01, 2008 by jeremyazevedo

All the confirmed characters, and a few rumored ones!

By Jeremy Azevedo
Few fighting games still have any relevancy in today’s competitive gaming market. One of those that do is Soul Calibur, long celebrated as the best and most accessible 3D fighter on the scene.

Soul Calibur IV is capitalizing on its reputation (and the hype that precedes it) by keeping a pretty tight lid on new or secret characters starring in the latest installment. We’ve gone to the trouble of investigating the rumors that surround SCIV in order to present you with a comprehensive list of confirmed and unconfirmed combatants that you can expect to play as when the game is released.


New Soul Calibur IV Characters:

Darth Vader


Not word yet on whether or not “midichlorians” work in alternate realities.

Only available on the PS3, Darth Vadar exists in Soul Calibur presumably as an apology to fans that are still pissed about “Masters of Teras Kasi” on the PS1.

Yoda


“Sense, my being in this game does not make!”

Only available on the Xbox360, presumably because its power light is also green (at least when it’s not experiencing the red ring of death), Yoda probably plays like that crappy little dinosaur fellow that was in Namco’s other fighter, Tekken. Yoda is sure to be an annoying character due to the fact that most of your attacks will sail right over his diminutive head.
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