Each year, Nerdcore releases a calendar of naked porn stars and various hot babes re-enacting moments from popular geek fantasies. These have involved subjects ranging from video games, to superheroes, to science fiction. This year, Nerdcore surprised dorks everywhere by going with a horror theme! I don’t know what they were so surprised about; few people are as hopelessly nerdy as a hardcore horror fan. And I should know. We smell our own.
So anyway, our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael went down to Royal Clayton’s English Pub to talk to all the sexy Nerdcore models and the dweebs that coerced them into getting naked in the first place. The resulting interview may be too sexy for some… So if you are watching from your office, please make sure that you don’t have to stand up for at least a few minutes. (Trust me on this.)
Hey guess what else? We also have some preview pics from the calendar itself! (Some of which, we pilfered from our friends at ShockTIllYouDrop.com.) Check em’ out:
Sneak-peek at the latest, greatest celebrity sex tape!
By Chest Rockwell
If you are unfamiliar with Shauna Sand, then you must not read very many celebrity gossip sites. Shauna Sand is famous for having been married to Lorenzo Lamas and appearing in Playboy, as well as a smattering of roles on various movies and TV shows.
But she is even MORE famous for having insane tits, wearing 8-inch Lucite heels and being photographed topless in public just about every weekend for the last two years straight, while clearly not giving a f**k. It comes as little surprise then, that she has a “celebrity” sex tape coming out this week. Really, the only question is what took so goddamn long for someone to come forward with one?
Vivid Entertainment has acquired the rights to produce and distribute “Shauna Sand Exposed”, which is essentially a homemade sex tape featuring Shauna and some dude who no one gives a shit what his name is. From what I’ve seen, it’s incredibly graphic. Which is sort of great in a way… Because you know how some chicks look like porn stars but then, when you sleep with them, they expect you to do all the work and they sort of just lie there? Well, of course, YOU wouldn’t know that but you’ve probably heard other, better-looking people tell you about this anomaly, correct?
Well, I’m happy to report that Like Paris and Kim K. before her, Shauna performs exactly the way you’d expect a chick that looks like a veteran of the adult film industry to perform. We wish her all the luck in her new career path!
Safe for work, as long as you don’t handle any heavy machinery
Our friends at On Her Cam hipped us to this chick Carmen, who is a famous cam girl for a couple of reasons… Both of which are her enormous 32E (!) roundies, which she assures us are 100% natural. I don’t really know anything else about her other than that she also claims to be 22, is of mixed ancestry and that she’s looks sort of like a hotter Kim Kardashian with an even bigger rack. Great job!
BioWare has a long and storied history of providing some of the best action RPG experiences in the business. Dragon Age Origins is shaping up to be another notch on their belt of AAA fantasy titles, with it’s deep, player driven story and unflinchinglty adult themes. We talked to Lead Game Designer Mike Laidlaw about his plans for the series, working without the D&D license and what to expect from Dragon Age Origins this holiday season.
Check back every day for tons more exclusive interviews with the developers behind this year’s hottest games!
Basement lairs across the country soon to be rockin’ uncontrollably…
Much to the delight of nerds everywhere, Olivia Munn will be appearing on the July/August 2009 cover of Playboy, giving dorks a reason to put down their video game controllers for at least fifteen minutes out of the day.
G4 was kind enough to post a sexy behind-the-scenes video of the shoot, which we have reposted for you here. Enjoy this sneak peak of the first issue of Playboy that I will actually purchase since 2000, when I bought the Chyna issue… So I could see how good their Photshop artists were at removing a penis. But try not to think about that, and instead enjoy this video of Olivia Munn prancing around in various sexy bikinis and what not:
