Mongo Nation

Okay Activision, Sierra, Vivendi, whoever is involved in making this game really… you’re fucking with us right?

I mean there is just no way this could be real… The premise of this game is that Fiddy Cent (and some other assholes from G Unit that no one remembers the names of) crash lands in the middle east for some reason, right in the middle of a war zone, and has to fight his way out.

So essentially we are to believe that a handful of gangster rappers with no military training are supposed to be able to strap on a designer bulletproof vest and pretty much end the war in Iraq in time to get back home to their cheddar stacks and fly honeys? Really?

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