Summertime Gadget Guide 0
Summertime is every guy’s favorite time of year. You’ve got your camping, your barbeques, your girls in bikinis, your frosty beverages, your swimming pools… There really isn’t much of a downside to it, is there? But in order to properly enjoy your summer, sometimes you need gadgets. Gadgets make everything easier! Have you ever tried making a waffle with your bare hands? It can’t be done! With that in mind, we’ve put together a list of some of the coolest gadgets that would make for an even more awesome summer this year:
Seabob
The Seabob is the closest thing you can get to genetically splicing your DNA with that of a dolphin. This underwater propulsion device will allow you to haul ass above or below water for hours, all for the low cost of $10,000 or so plus taxes, shipping, customs, etc. Ok so actually it’s not all that cheap, but it’s still pretty awesome if you happen to be a rich dude that spends a lot of time in the water or needs to be able to outrun a shark or whatever.
Cruzin Cooler - Rideable 3-Wheeled Cooler
You take a big-ass cooler full of delicious frosty beverages, you weld it to a motorized 3-wheeled scooter and you’ve got yourself a Cruzin Cooler, possibly the most bitchen summer gadget of all time. Imagine rolling into the party on what basically amounts to a Rascal Scooter filled with beer and five-layer dip! It even comes in a non-motorized version for you cheapskates out there, which kind of defeats the purpose. Bonus cool points to you if you paint yours to look like one of the cars from the Fat and Furious movies or better yet, the van from the A-Team!
Frontgate Outdoor Solar Wireless Speaker
This wireless speaker runs on sunshine, so you don’t have to worry about bringing batteries and chargers with you on your camping trip. It has a built in radio, which will do you absolutely no good out in the woods where you might actually use something like this, but it does connect to your iPod. Too bad it doesn’t charge your iPod too, but then, you can’t have everything. At least, not unless you’re the kind of person that can afford a Seabob, that is.
Poolside Pong
Poolside Pong is just like regular Beer Pong, only now you can play it in the pool so you don’t have to clean all that spilled beer off the floor or whatever. You’re already most likely swimming in someone’s pee, may as well swim in beer too. Plus: all the girls will have to play in bikinis! There is just no downside to this.
