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Check out our favorite and least favorite picks!

So our friends over at AskMen.com just announced the winners of their incredibly popular “99 Most Desirable Women” list. As a connoisseur of fine, top-shelf celebrity babes, we were quick to peruse the listing so that we could argue with them about which ones we did and didn’t agree with. Here are our top (and bottom) three picks from the list:

Agree: Christina Hendricks

Red hair, huge knocks, Mad Men. What other reasons do you need? Last night I saw Joan Rivers, Ghouliana Ransick, token gay guy and China Kardashian trashing Hendricks’ dress at the Golden Globes, and all I could think was “really?” Those misfits were trying way too hard to find a flaw in this chick when clearly there isn’t one.

Disagree: Angelina Jolie

I get it. I remember when she was hot too. I saw Gia. But now she’s a withered old hippy and I’m over it. It’s 2010, not 1999… Let’s get on with our lives and direct our attention to getting Blake Lively or someone under 50 into getting naked onscreen for once. Read the rest of this entry →

We talk to creative director Joe Madureira and check out a sexy horse-riding contest!

Darksiders is a new action/adventure title from THQ that we’re pretty excited about. Especially after attending the premiere party in Agoura Hills to check out the game for ourselves. It plays sort of like a cross between “God of War” (which is what I compare all action games to now because I am unimaginative) and “The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction”. In Darksiders, you play as War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Basically, someone started the Armageddon without you, and you’re tasked with killing your way across a post-apocalyptic world to find out who dicked up the master plan and why.

A welcome alternative to the usual spry Little Mac action hero, War is a tank that bashes pissant enemies to mush with his swords and guns and even crushes them under the hooves of his trusty steed, Ruin. Even the bigger enemies feel sort of equal measure to War, which is not to say that they are easy, but rather that you actually feel like you are in a fight as opposed to constantly playing David & Goliath throughout the entire game like many similar titles will force you to do.

We talked to creative designer and comic legend Joe Madureira about his designs for the game and why you should buy tons of copies. It had something to do with making him unimaginably rich, if I remember correctly. While we were there, we also had the good fortune to check out a sexy horse-riding contest! Or more specifically, sexy girls riding a mechanical horse. Not “sexy horses”. That would be weird. Check it out!

Official Darksiders trailer:

We have photos of the stars of the new film, Bitch Slap.

Bitch Slap is one of the best cult movies I’ve seen this year, for six very good reasons. Can you spot them in the photo below?

“Bitch Slap” is the story of 3 hot babes that stole some diamonds or something, not that it matters. There is a story here with secret agents, gangsters, double-crossing and a “Memento”-style plot rewind, but the crux of the film is watching these broads beat the shit out of each other, then make out, than beat the shit out of each other again (in slow motion). As an appetizer to the film, which will be in theaters January 8th, we’ve got some pics of the film’s three sexy stars for your one-handed viewing enjoyment.

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LA Kings promote ice hockey with a bikini calendar? I’ll take it!

The LA Kings Ice Girls have a bikini calendar out this month. I’m not sure what bikinis and beaches have to do with ice hockey, but I’m certainly not complaining.

We make the Nerdcore calendar girls scream!

Each year, Nerdcore releases a calendar of naked porn stars and various hot babes re-enacting moments from popular geek fantasies. These have involved subjects ranging from video games, to superheroes, to science fiction. This year, Nerdcore surprised dorks everywhere by going with a horror theme! I don’t know what they were so surprised about; few people are as hopelessly nerdy as a hardcore horror fan. And I should know. We smell our own.

So anyway, our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael went down to Royal Clayton’s English Pub to talk to all the sexy Nerdcore models and the dweebs that coerced them into getting naked in the first place. The resulting interview may be too sexy for some… So if you are watching from your office, please make sure that you don’t have to stand up for at least a few minutes. (Trust me on this.)

Hey guess what else? We also have some preview pics from the calendar itself! (Some of which, we pilfered from our friends at ShockTIllYouDrop.com.) Check em’ out:

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