Crap I’ve Had Enough Of This Week 0
Had it up to here I tell ya!
By The Most Pissed-Off Dude In The World
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Goddamnit! Sometimes I get so pissed I just want to smash my face in a sliding glass doors until the paramedics come, and then smash their faces in the door too for interrupting me! |
Man, I’ve had enough of this crap. Had it up to here. Now you’re probably wondering. “Just what crap is he tired of, exactly?” Jesus H, man, that’s why I’m writing this you dim bastards. Keep reading and I’ll tell you.
What in the name of all that’s holy would ever, EVER possess someone to leave their home, drive to the movie theater, and exchange perfectly good American currency for tickets to “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”? Seriously, this extended Taco Bell commercial has pulled like 30 million already in it’s first week. It’s not like there aren’t any other good movies to go see! Beverly Hills Chihuahua isn’t even one of those, “so bad it’s good” type things, not by a long shot. It’s wholly unacceptable, in every way. Stupid, dated, racially insensitive in the unfunny way… I mean what the hell is wrong with all of you fucking people? This is why the terrorists hate us, by the way.
So I had this dream the other night in which I was hanging out with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, even though I could give a flying fuck about either of those people. And the whole time, he’s like, “You should eat something”, and she’s all like, “Really, I’m not hungry” and I’m all like, “When in the hell did I stop having dreams about having sex with Angelina Jolie and start having dreams about her goddamn husband scolding her about her eating disorder?” Then I woke up, contemplated suicide, decided it was too much work, ate some week-old leftover Mexican food I found in the fridge and went back to bed. My next dream was about crocodiles or something. I don’t really have any feelings one way or the other about that. Read the rest of this entry →
