Mongo Nation

News from the worst week in human history since… last week

By The Most Pissed-Off Dude In The World

Some asshole hippy is asking people to vote on how he should destroy his $60,000, 2006 Range Rover SUV in a publicity stunt engineered to make him look some kind of environmental altruist or something…

Am I the only person who is growing tired of these privileged motherfuckers smugly rubbing their self-righteousness in the faces of citizens for whom that very same $60,000 might make save them from bankruptcy or home foreclosure? I hope he destroys it by personally driving it off a cliff, ridding the world of one more trust fund collecting prick bastard Nuevo-beatnik idiot while he’s at it.

Just look at this prick with his flip flops and cargo shorts and Ghostbusters T-shirt…

In other news, 50 Cent is suing Taco Bell for suggesting that he change his name to 79 Cent or some such for a day so that they can sell more tacos or whatever. 4 million dollars is what he’s asking for. If 50 Cent really gets 4 fucking million dollars because a shitty Taco chain made fun of his stupid ass name, I am going to shit a buffalo, that’s how pissed I will be. Fuck you, 50 Cent. Right in the bum.

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Okay Activision, Sierra, Vivendi, whoever is involved in making this game really… you’re fucking with us right?

I mean there is just no way this could be real… The premise of this game is that Fiddy Cent (and some other assholes from G Unit that no one remembers the names of) crash lands in the middle east for some reason, right in the middle of a war zone, and has to fight his way out.

So essentially we are to believe that a handful of gangster rappers with no military training are supposed to be able to strap on a designer bulletproof vest and pretty much end the war in Iraq in time to get back home to their cheddar stacks and fly honeys? Really?

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50 Cent is out and George Lucas is in.

Tired hip-hop fashion designer Marc Ecko is hoping to reinvigorate interest among the audiences he’s alienated with his corny G-Unit lines by tapping into a universal theme that very cool and very nerdy consumers can both stand proudly behind: Star Wars.