Never ask a Chan for help with anything… To do so is to invite ridicule in every instance, as is evidenced in the following LULZY thread:
This is why we can’t have nice things.
“Project Chanology” coordinates worldwide attack for the lulz!
 By Jeremy Azevedo |
An epic win was achieved yesterday when members of Anonymous (who are legion and never forgive) mobilized IN REAL LIFE (!) against Scientology centers all over the globe. |
In some cities, hundreds, even thousands of protesters showed up to, in their own words: “expose the greed, corruption, and general faggotry of the Church of Scientology to the world.”
Indeed.
Anonymous consists largely of 4chan members and Encyclopedia Dramatica editors, all of which are generally basement dwelling cynics with caustic wit, masterful comic timing and mad Photoshop skills that are personally responsible for about 90% of everything funny you see on the internetz. These hateful, bloodthirsty hackers are largely reluctant to be made into anyone’s personal army, but have come out into the open as one to fight the corruption of the Scientology cult at it’s own front door. This comes as the result of Scientologists attempting to censor and litigate against Anonymous for posting videos of Tom Cruise looking like a whacked out idiot, raving about Scientology.
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Tomcat acting the fool.
Normally, Anonymous is as quick to anger as they are to forget. But with all the media attention centered upon this unusual turn of events, it is unlikely that Anonymous will stop until they have squeezed every last drop of “lulz” from this situation, something that will certainly cause immeasurable harm to the Cult of Scientology. By picking a fight with Anonymous, Scientologists have opened a floodgate of terror that they can’t possibly compete with by doing that ridiculous “what are your crimes” bit that they do.
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What are your crimes?
Anonyomous knows exactly what Scientology’s crimes are, and isn’t shy about telling them so. Tax evasion, human rights violations, pseudo science and outright batshit craziness were all topics being discussed over megaphones by smarmy pricks in masks across from Scientology centers in dozens of major cities.
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The Anonymous message to Scientology.
According to anonymous, their main gripe against Scientology is that it charges obscene amounts of money from its practitioners, brainwashing them to soften the blow as they fleece their victims in exchange for “knowledge”. Hilariously, anonymous has not only overloaded or even shut down several Scientology servers, but has released material and literature that Scientologists would normally have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars (lolwut) to obtain.
Anonymous, fighting the good fight.
Lulzy.
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4chan.org goes missing and the rumors start to fly…
eb surfers that lean more toward the dark side of the internets may have noticed that popular website 4chan.org, best known for it’s /b/ message board, and for all the lulz that it provides, has been missing in action for a few days now.
Anyone with a computer will recognize at least a couple of these 4chan memes.
4chan is perhaps the most politically incorrect, racist, homophobic, evil, twisted, child-touching, hateful and offensive website that one could ever hope to find. It’s hard to explain if you haven’t already seen it in action, but the total lack of moral compass leads to some of the most hilarious memes (like the LOL cats everyone is so fond of) on the web. If you’ve seen a clever, photoshopped picture anywhere online in the last year or so, it probably came from 4chan.
Rape jokes are common on 4chan.
4chan posters, often referred to as /b/tards, are known to be some of the most quick-witted and wrathful people on the interweb, so heaven help you if you should be baited into raising their ire.
Bastardized motivational posters came from here, too.
Fellow hate-site encyclopediadramatica.com reports that the problem is a result of a distributed denial of service attack that has temporarily shut down 4chan’s internet service. But we also have come across this comment on popular blog “Misanthropy Today”, which may or may not be true, but apparently comes from a reputable source:
Typical response to a national tragedy.
“So I know moot, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into amime, becuase I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really loloked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called moot because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and moot said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky appartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in moot told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he’d banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he’d lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn’t any time to have fun, but he didn’t want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in highschool, so at least he didn’t suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the the 4chan servers will be auctioned at the begining of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is.”
Combination “caturday” (lol cat) and “you’re doing it wrong” meme.
Is 4chan dead? And if so, where will all the world’s funniest sociopaths hang out know?
