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TNA Wrestler Traci Brooks Poses Nude For Playboy 0

Posted on October 06, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Preview the alarmingly muscular pics here!

“Total Nonstop Action” wrestling may not be well known as the WWE, but when it comes to getting hot chicks to run around in their underwear pulling each other’s hair and body slamming each other, TNA perhaps is second to none.

One of their big stars, Traci Brooks, recently became the first “TNA Knockout” knockout to pose for Playboy. (Christy Hemme has also posed for Playboy, but this was prior to her signing a contract with the league). Although Playboy has decided not to publish the pics in their magazine (because no one reads it anyway?), they have instead opted to run them on their official website. But you can check out vaguely SFW preview right here!

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Cam Girl Celebrities: Carmen 0

Posted on October 05, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Safe for work, as long as you don’t handle any heavy machinery

Our friends at On Her Cam hipped us to this chick Carmen, who is a famous cam girl for a couple of reasons… Both of which are her enormous 32E (!) roundies, which she assures us are 100% natural. I don’t really know anything else about her other than that she also claims to be 22, is of mixed ancestry and that she’s looks sort of like a hotter Kim Kardashian with an even bigger rack. Great job!

Carmen’s “Pin-Up” set:

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Sophie Monk’s Totally Staged Nipple Slip 0

Posted on October 05, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

My research tells me that Sophie Monk is a singer/actress/serial celebrity dater/who gives a shit. I mean, honestly, I really couldn’t give two craps what this chick does for a living. HOWEVER, My boner tells me that she looks really good in a one-piece bathing suit. And that’s what really matters: What my boner thinks.

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Well, apparently that isn’t the whole story behind this relatively standard, allegedly candid (but awfully posed-looking) shot. It’s actually the precursor to a world class nipple-slip! Check out the NSFW pics of this incredibly hot “star” after the jump!

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Jennifer’s Body Premiere Coverage 0

Posted on October 02, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We interview Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Diablo Cody and the rest of the cast!

Last week we went along with Ryan Rotten of ShockTillYourDrop.com to the premiere of Jennifer’s Body (which was awesome, by the way). While we were there, we talked to Megan Fox, Adam Brody and director Karyn Kusama about the film, their experience working in horror for the first time, and whether or not Megan “eats any girls” in the film. Check it out!

Don’t worry, we also talked to Diablo Cody, Amanda Seyfried and Panic at the Disco, who were there performing their new single that appears in the film.

For more of Jennifer’s Body, watch Ryan Rotten’s on-stage Q&A with the writer and cast!

Also feel free to watch this bootleg video of Panic at the Disco performing live at the event, if that’s what you’re into.

Friends: A XXX Parody Set Visit 0

Posted on September 04, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We go on location to the filming of the Friends porno! Hijinx ensue!

Lee Roy Meyer and New Sensations have a good thing going for them with all of these great spoofs they’ve been doing: Scrubs, 30 Rock (!), Seinfeld, The X-Files… They’ve all received the porno parody treatment. However, the one that really got our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael all excited (not like that, you pervert, I mean like actually excited) was the Friends XXX Parody, such that she’s such a huge fan of the show and all.

That and the fact that we didn’t tell her it was an adult Friends movie.

Thinking she was going to the set of a “Sex and the City” type film shoot, Laryn put on her favorite push-up bra and drove out to The Valley with us (it’s always in The Valley) to meet and talk with Monica (Vanessa Naughty), Joey (Rocco Reed) and Phoebe (Jordan Kingsley)! Much confusion and hilarity ensued when she came to find out that the cast of Friends:

  • A.) Looked quite a bit different in real life and…
  • B.) All kept trying to motorboat her roundies.

Not that you can really blame them.

Check out our behind the scenes visit of the friendliest adult film shoot we’ve been to all summer, and look for the finished product out now on DVD! It’s probably the adult film your sterilie, manhood-destroying girlfriend might actually tolerate letting you watch this year!



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