Boobs and comedy go together like boobs and pretty much anything. But is the humor in “Role Models” to these two boobs’ liking?
Katy Perry, best known for singing a catchy song about hot girl-on-girl action (which was a hell of a lot more shocking in 1995 when actual lesbian Jill Sobule sang it), attempted a stunt at the Latin VMAs or some such bullshit that resulted in unexpected fail and LULZ:
Of course, I can’t be too mad at a chick who encourages girls to experiment with bisexuality, is totally fuckable, and whose song is already a staple at strip clubs across the nation… But I would be remiss in my duty if I failed to point out this hilariously epic fuckup to the many good people out there who actually do experience palpable hatred for the young lady, as well as those who just enjoy a good ‘ol fashioned slip n’ fall. Which includes pretty much everybody, amirite?
My girlfriend says that Megan Fox is the only other woman besides Rose McGowan that she’d “scissor”. As soon as I look up what that means, I’ll tell you if that’s something cool or not…
Until then, please enjoy these pics of Megan Fox in a wet dress from the new movie “How To Lose Friend And Alienate People”!
Full Clip Right Here:
More reasons why you sorta missed out by not watching!
#10 Erin Densham
Austrialia
Triathalon
This chick can outrun you, outswim you, out-cycle you (I know, who cares right?) and probably outdrink you too, considering that she’s Australian and all!
Did she win?
Nope!
#9 Alona Bondarenko
Ukraine
Tennis
Comes from a family of tennis stars, has two hot sisters that she usually plays doubles with. (Just not with you.)
Did she win?
The hell if I know. I’m guessing no?
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Pic somewhat related…
Now I’m not usually one to advocate cock-rock bands like Buckcherry, (even if they did once do a totally sweet cover of “Anything, Anything” by Dramarama) but one thing that I am an advocate of is titties in videos. After all, music videos have always banked on sexy babes to sell the band, that’s nothing new. And now that MTV doesn’t show videos any more, there’s nothing stopping sleazy rock bands from telling the girls to just go ahead and take off their goddamn tops already, amirite? It’s only going to be seen on the Internet anyway, so why not? Check out the X-rated video for Buckcherry’s “Too Drunk to Fuck” right here, which I can assure you is not a cover or of the old Dead Kennedy’s song. But be warned that, like the Hollywood Undead video posted last week, it is totally NSFW!
They could vault my pole anytime!
# 10 Amy Acuff
High Jump
This beanpole’s interests include jumping over stuff, being hella tall and posing nude with alarming frequency!
#9 Jennie Finch
Softball
Unfortunately married to some asshole named “Daigle” or something, but is embarrassed to take his name. I don’t blame her. Read the rest of this entry →
If you’ve ever been on MySpace, you’ve probably at some point heard mention of the “Hollywood Undead”, a band that has over 41 million song plays on the site and sells shit-tons of merch despite the fact that their debut album doesn’t come out until September ‘08 and they just played their first ever live show less than a month ago. In their new video for the song “Undead”, prolific music video director Jonas Akerlund has been employed to produce the most depraved music video any of us may have ever seen, a brilliant marketing ploy that is sure to generate an obscene amount of parental outrage/media attention/astronomical record sales. Check the video out here, but be warned, it’s pretty graphic/awesome!
Alison Carroll is the latest P.O.A. to take over as Eidos’ chesty mascot and resident Tomb Raider, Lara Croft. Because she’s also an accomplished gymnast, she might actually be able to do some of the acrobatic shit from the game IRL and may be used for mo-cap on future titles, in addition to her duties cock-teasing fanboys at electronic expos and press events. Check Alison out in full Tomb Raider regalia below, taking care to note how unusually large her breasts are for a gymnast, as well as how straight her teeth are for a Brit…
Boobies At The Movies: Tropic Thunder
Can they at least agree on a comedy? Everybody likes making fun of the mentally handicapped and racial insensitivity right?
I can’t believe that this chick doesn’t seem to have done anything since her pivotal and genre-defining role as Stephanie Tanner on Full House. I mean would you get a load of those jugs? She’s hot! I honestly didn’t know that she was still alive, you know how those rapscallion child actors can be, but it was nice to see her stackin’ melons at the Bob Saget Roast!
