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Fedor discusses his injuries and signing with Strikeforce.

Being in the same room as one of the most lethal men on the face of the Earth is a weird feeling. It’s sort of like holding a gun for the first time, or walking into a bear’s cave unarmed.

We experienced this very same feeling when Fedor Emelianenko came into the CraveOnline studio this week to talk with us about his fight with Brett Rogers, to address rumors of catastrophic injuries to his hand and face, and to clear the air about his dealings with Strikeforce/M1 Global and the UFC. Loretta Hunt from our friends at Sherdog interviews. Check out the video right here!

Fedor also had a special message for his friend and rival, Josh Barnett, which we you can see right here:

Read more about Fedor Emelianenko on Sherdog.com!

We make the Nerdcore calendar girls scream!

Each year, Nerdcore releases a calendar of naked porn stars and various hot babes re-enacting moments from popular geek fantasies. These have involved subjects ranging from video games, to superheroes, to science fiction. This year, Nerdcore surprised dorks everywhere by going with a horror theme! I don’t know what they were so surprised about; few people are as hopelessly nerdy as a hardcore horror fan. And I should know. We smell our own.

So anyway, our foxy field reporter Laryn Michael went down to Royal Clayton’s English Pub to talk to all the sexy Nerdcore models and the dweebs that coerced them into getting naked in the first place. The resulting interview may be too sexy for some… So if you are watching from your office, please make sure that you don’t have to stand up for at least a few minutes. (Trust me on this.)

Hey guess what else? We also have some preview pics from the calendar itself! (Some of which, we pilfered from our friends at ShockTIllYouDrop.com.) Check em’ out:

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Sneak-peek at the latest, greatest celebrity sex tape!

By Chest Rockwell

If you are unfamiliar with Shauna Sand, then you must not read very many celebrity gossip sites. Shauna Sand is famous for having been married to Lorenzo Lamas and appearing in Playboy, as well as a smattering of roles on various movies and TV shows.

But she is even MORE famous for having insane tits, wearing 8-inch Lucite heels and being photographed topless in public just about every weekend for the last two years straight, while clearly not giving a f**k. It comes as little surprise then, that she has a “celebrity” sex tape coming out this week. Really, the only question is what took so goddamn long for someone to come forward with one?

Vivid Entertainment has acquired the rights to produce and distribute “Shauna Sand Exposed”, which is essentially a homemade sex tape featuring Shauna and some dude who no one gives a shit what his name is. From what I’ve seen, it’s incredibly graphic. Which is sort of great in a way… Because you know how some chicks look like porn stars but then, when you sleep with them, they expect you to do all the work and they sort of just lie there? Well, of course, YOU wouldn’t know that but you’ve probably heard other, better-looking people tell you about this anomaly, correct?

Well, I’m happy to report that Like Paris and Kim K. before her, Shauna performs exactly the way you’d expect a chick that looks like a veteran of the adult film industry to perform. We wish her all the luck in her new career path!

Check out a SFW preview of the video right here:

Also, visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the NSFW preview pics.

Or, visit Vivid.com to check out the official video!

…Into more theaters in select cities!

If you haven’t seen Black Dynamite yet, then the obvious question would be: “What the hell is wrong with you?”

For some, it’s probably the case that you have bad taste in movies and are saving your money for this week’s requisite Tyler Perry movie or perhaps the next 100 million dollar special effects/flashing lights/loud noises extravaganza. Or it may be the case that Black Dynamite isn’t playing in your area. We can’t do anything to help you if yours is a problem of taste, but we’ve got you covered on the whole theater sitch’.

Eight Years of adult animation in one convenient package

By Jeremy Azevedo

Adult Swim’s new box set (aptly titled “Adult Swim in a Box”) is a curious collection of seemingly random selections from their catalogue. Included are Aqua Teen Huger Force Volume 2, Space Ghost Coast to Coast Volume 3, Moral Orel Season 1, Robot Chicken Season 2, Metapocalypse Season 1 and Sealab 2021: Season 2.

I’m guessing that the selection is meant to showcase the best that Adult Swim has to offer and serve as a gateway for new fans. As such, it makes a great gift for people that haven’t already been collecting Adult Swim DVDs for years, but most hardcore fans are already going to own at least one or two of these.

In order to offers some incentive for longtime fans to purchase Adult Swim in a Box, it also comes with a disc of previously unavailable pilots, including The Best of Totally for Teens, Cheyenne Cinnamon and the Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge, Korgoth of Barbaria, Perfect Hair Forever and Welcome to Eltingville. Each one of these shows is a riot; it’s almost upsetting to watch, knowing that they didn’t go on to become fully produced series. Korgoth and Eltingville in particular are so polished that it’s hard to guess what could have possibly prohibited them from taking off, aside from budget constraints. I myself would’ve gladly tuned in for weeks on end of ultra-violence and nerd bashing (two of my favorite flavors!). Either way, it’s fun to have a glimpse at what could have been.

Official Synopses for the pilot episodes included in the Adult Swim in a Box DVD-set are as follows:

	Cheyenne Cinnamon and the Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge - On the outskirts of Taffy Valley lies a magical land called Sugar Town Candy Fudge, where pop-star princess Cheyenne Cinnamon lives in her fruitcake palace and leads a life dedicated to solving the world’s problems through the healing power of song.  Taffy Valley is located right next to Detroit, Michigan, where unemployment remains at record levels. Cheyenne Cinnamon  is created by Dave Willis, co-creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Squidbillies.
	The Best of Totally for Teens - A live-action spoof of a show for teenagers, made and hosted by out-of-touch thirty-somethings, The Best of Totally for Teens picks up on the familiar custom of condescending kids’ shows hosted by adults.  In the tradition of Kids Are People, Too, our hosts use “teen lingo” and are dressed in “teen styles.”
	Korgoth of Barbaria - Barbarian on a quest who lives and dies by the sword. created by Aaron Springer, storyboard writer and director for Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy and SpongeBob SquarePants.
	Perfect Hair Forever - It’s Pokemon® meets Dragonball Z® when a young, bald boy goes on adventures in a mystical land. He encounters talking hot dogs and giant cat men, all while seeking the ultimate power - perfect hair.
	Welcome to Eltingville - Based on Evan Dorkin’s comic strip, Dork, the series was based around the Eltingville Club, a science fiction, horror, comic-book and fantasy gaming club consisting of four teenagers who are archetypal nerds.

Many of you are probably wondering why the classic selections included in this set aren’t all “Season 1”. I don’t really have an answer to that. Again, I think that the seasons that they chose are the strongest from each respective show, especially Sealab 2021: Season 2 and Space Coast to Coast Volume 3. Both of these shows had really hit their stride by this point, and there really isn’t any reason to watch these in chronological order. So why not put the best foot forward? Another explanation might be that they had a bunch of copies sitting around and needed to move them somehow. (It does, in fact, say “Cash Grab” on the side of the box, which may only be partly ironic.) This would also explain the inclusion of Moral Orel, which is only just an “okay” show. The set would have benefited much more from the inclusion of Venture Bros, The Brak Show, Home Movies or Harvey Birdman. Any of these would’ve been better examples of the Adult Swim legacy.

If you’re a big Adult Swim fan, this set is worth picking up even if you already have one or two of the seasons. It’s a helluva lot cheaper than buying the shows individually, and the bonus pilot disc is a great incentive. Newcomers should also consider picking up a copy of Adult Swim in a Box for the excellent Space Ghost, Metapocalypse, Aqua Teen, Robot Chicken and Sealab. If that doesn’t make an Adult Swim convert out of you, then dust the sand out of your vag, take a bong rip and watch it all again. If I remember college correctly, (I surely don’t), that’s how this stuff is meant to be viewed anyway.