Best Of The Web (Of The Year)!

All the funniest crappy videos from 2009!
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Each week, we select the top five absolute weirdest videos any of us have ever seen, and post them here for your viewing pleasure. But this week, we’ll be doing something a bit different! |
2009 has been a banner year for funny videos from 1987, which have been dubbed (poorly) from VHS, uploaded to YouTube, and then raped and pillaged by sites like yours truly! Today, we’ll be taking a look at some of our favorites, those select few videos that made us laugh out loud in real life (LOL IRL). Try not to shit your pants laughing, you goons!
Dinosaurs say “Hey”
Jurassic Park: Secretly a comedy?
Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video
If this doesn’t make you want to (not) visit, nothing will.
Snakes on a Plane Hilariously Bad TV Overdub
Is the TV edit actually better than the original?
Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug
Words cannot describe the unintentional hilarity contained within this video.
Here Comes Mr. Meatloaf!
Alf probably wishes he had never left Melmac…

Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage
Possibly the world’s greatest low-budget TV commercial
A Shitty Story
This morning after is a disaster of epic proportions.
Knives vs. Cops
From Everything is Terrible. Fack Yoo, Cawp!
Helen Keller Simulator
Get it?! Ahahahaha! See you in hell!
Christian Bale Loses It - The Remix
Every embarassing celebrity freak-out should have a techno remix.
The Manbat is Coming to Get You!
Nowhere is safe… Not even public restrooms. (Especially not public restrooms!)
Strong Words for The American Mustache Institute
Street Carnage founder Gavin McInnes takes them to task over their “no beards” policy.
Popeye’s Runs Out of Chicken
The best part of this video? Watching the newscasters trying desperately not to bust up laughing.
The World’s Creepiest Singer/Songwriter
From Picture Is Unrelated. I don’t know what’s scarier/funnier, his ears or his subject matter…
Duck Tales in Real Life
Duck Tales is updated for the age of online sex predators.
Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No
By animator James Blagden. An amazing, trippy, hilarious (and true) story told in animated form
Awesome 80s Dating Montage
Before E-Harmony, Adult Friend Finder and J-Date, there was this…
Baggies!
Just F@#kin buy em’!
$2 Mormon Haircut College
I’m reasonably certain that this is an actual, local TV commercial from Salt Lake City, Utah.
Hall & Oates, Helen Hunt, Keyboard Cat and Cocaine
The defining video of 2009.




