The interview that was TOO HOT to post anywhere else!
By Jeremy Azevedo
Last month, we visited a porno set for the first time… Not for reasons that you might expect, but in order to interview the cast of the crossover porn spoof of the beloved television show, Scrubs.
Building off of the success of their wildly popular The Office spoof, New Sensations was quick to green-light several more spoof movies that would eventually include Scrubs, Seinfeld, 30 Rock and Friends. This was to be the first of many follow-ups, and we were there to see it in action!
While we were there, we goofed around with the props (again, get your goddamn mind out of the gutter!), made a few nude new friends and sat in something sticky that I don’t want to talk about. Somehow we also managed to find the time to interview Jack Lawrence and Tori Black, who were so filthy on camera that we had this video banished from our website! (Don’t worry, it’s really not that bad, and only borderline NSFW…) Check it out!
And here is the official (SFW) box art and trailer for New Sensations “Scrubs: A XXX Parody”:
Also have a look at Part 1 of our Scrubs: XXX Parody interview with Ashlynn Brooke and James Dean right HERE!
For some unknown reason, Warner Bros Interactive Entertainment has offered to buy the slag pile of debt affectionately reffered to as Midway for $33 Million dollars… (Which, to put it in perspective, is about how much those horribly crappy spoof movies make on their opening weekends.) Midway, who was at one time one of the most powerful publishers in the gaming industry, has fallen on hard times as of late and has been looking for a bailout for quite some time now. I would imagine that WBIE is happy to oblige so that they can add the once powerful studio to their “massive debt liability” boutique publisher line. Hey, everyone’s doing it!
The deal would include current franchises such as Mortal Kombat and Wheelman, although TNA Impact isn’t included (not that anyone will miss it). I just hope WIBE has the god sense to do something with the classic franchises we’d really like to see, like NBA Jam, Rampage, Joust, Smash TV and Root Beer Tapper, amirite?
An in-depth walkthrough with executive producer Tim Bennison
By Jeremy Azevedo
We just recieved a new gameplay video from the upcoming Radical Entertainment/Activision game, Prototype, and it’s looking great. This particular video walks us through some of the new gameplay elements such as the “Adaptive Parkour” movement and the “Stealth Consume” attack…
Adaptive Parkour is a style of movement apparently styled after a combination of Crackdown, Spider-Man, Mirror’s Edge, Superman and Prince of Persia, which is awesome for an open world sandbox game like this. The main character, Alex Mercer, moves toward his objectives as if the environment was a part of him, and not an obstacle.
When he needs to rein it in and be sneaky, Alex can perform his Stealth Consume and take the form of his enemy, absorbing his memories and skills in order to infiltrate the organization that opposes him. Very cool stuff. Check out the video of Prototype in action right here:
Prototype will be available June 9 on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC. Preorder the game at GameStop now and recieve an exclusive “Critical Hints Map” packaged in a cool biohazard tube and an Alex Mercer collectible figurine. The Critical Hints Map enables players to become the most deadly shape-shifter through the collection of critical hints sprawled across the vast expanse of New York City. Collecting and absorbing the information within these critical hints will give players a huge tactical advantage.
Also check out Erik Norris’ hands-on preview of Prototype right HERE!
Method Man/Redman, Band of Skulls, Eminem, Mr. Lif, more!
By Jeremy Azevedo
Welcome back to another edition of “What I’m Listening To This Month”! No matter how many unsolicited CDs I get in my mailbox every month, I try to at least give each and every one of them a fair shot at a review, no matter how much it may pain me to listen to some of them.
In the interest of saving myself a hell of a lot of work, I’ve condensed all of the reviews for the aforementioned albums to 25 words or less. Not only does this make my job easier, but it also makes the reviews a hell of a lot more fun to read. And it’s a good thing too, because there’s quite a few this month! Some of these you’ll recognize and some you won’t, but I think you’ll be surprised which albums ended up being really great and which ended up getting totally shit on by yours truly. Have a look!
Eminem: Relapse
Five years, Eminem fans waited… This is what they get? More Pee Wee Herman raps over carnival beats, about drugs and his mother? No thanks.
Cage: I Never Knew You E.P.
Brilliant. Remember this EP when everyone else starts biting this five years from now.
Floating Action: Self-Titled
These guys tour and record with Dr. Dog, and you can tell. They sound a lot alike, and grow on you in the same way.
The Grouch & Eligh: Say G&E!
The Grouch needs to pick one group and stick to it. A good album, possibly even great, but never really takes off.
Empire of the Sun: Walking On a Dream
Shameless, hipster pandering bullshit. Walk into any Urban Outfitters and listen for yourselves.
Mr. Lif: I Heard It Today
Mr. Lif is a f**king crybaby. That having been said, “I Heard It Today” is the best complaint record since Dead Prez’s “Let’s Get Free”.
Underground rap veteran Cage has released an EP, “I Never Knew You”, for free download on MTV’s SubterreaneanBlog, either to satiate fans eagerly awaiting his next full length album or to prep new believers for what may be the most exciting hip hop album of 2009.
I have to laugh at people that think Kanye West and Lil Wayne are the cutting edge of rap when there’s stuff like this out there… (Not that anyone else is doing anything that sounds even remotely like this.) Cage is a tragic genius that defies classification, and that makes his hip hop contemporaries sound as out of touch and antiquaited as Kool G. Rap and the Sugarhill Gang. This should be apparent to you after only a few seconds of listening to any of the five tracks on this album. Download “I Never Knew You” right HERE and don’t be surprised if what you hear challenges your perception of what hip hop even is or should be.
Have a look at the video for the song “I Never Knew You”, which was directed by Cage’s friend Shia LaBeouf. (Yes, that Shia LaBeouf.)
Also, check out our exclusive interview with Cage at this year’s Paid Dues show in San Bernardino, CA:
