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Iconic Horror by Wes Craven 0

Posted on February 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Five of the most influential horror films from director Wes Craven

Few people have had the impact on horror cinema, and the movie industry as a whole, as Wes Craven has had in his career. Next month, audiences will be treated to a remake of this classic 1972 film, “The Last House on the Left”, which is almost certainly guaranteed to be as shocking and unsettling today as it was decades ago. But “Last House” wasn’t the only film by Wes that has redefined the genre. Here’s a look at some of the most important works by a visionary writer director, all of which are as enjoyable today as they were the day they initially debuted.

Scream

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In the mid 90s, the horror genre was dead and buried next to the freshly rotting corpses of hair metal and Steve Urkel. The slasher sub-genre in particular, having been beat like the proverbial dead horse, was not expected to rise from its grave anytime soon.

And then “Scream” came out, and all that changed.Scream re-defined what a horror movie should be, honoring the conventions of its predecessors but also building upon them, injecting Hitchcockian plot twists, A-list casting and top-shelf dialogue. Scream inspired many imitators, few of which came anywhere near the new bar that it had set. But the fact remains that the continued success of the slasher movie owes a great debt to Wes Craven for “Scream”.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

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Not only did “A Nightmare on Elm Street” jumpstart the career of Johnny Depp and give rise to New Line Cinema, it also introduced us to one of the most iconic characters in film history. Freddy Krueger terrified children and adults alike, such that he represented a fear that every person on Earth has experienced at one point or another. Killers like Jason and Michael Meyers were scary because they couldn’t be reasoned with and were nearly unstoppable. But at the end of the day, they were (mostly) mortal, physical beings. Freddy attacked you in your dreams, had a penchant for murdering children, and wasn’t particularly reasonable or stoppable either.

Because of its roots in the dream world, “A Nightmare on Elm Street” went on to become one of the most imaginative horror series ever made, and one that has yet to be equaled. Although it bears mention that Wes Craven had little to do with most of the progressively ridiculous (but still awesome) sequels.

Last House on the Left

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Coming about two years before “A Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and four years before “I Spit on Your Grave”, “The Last House on the Left” was obviously a huge influence on both of those horror classics. “Last House” was so unflinchingly violent, it shocked critics and audiences alike and was banned in several countries. The depictions of molestation, abuse, rape and torture seemed unnecessarily graphic at the time, but a revenge story is nothing if it doesn’t make the viewer desperately want to see the villain get paid their comeuppance, and “Last House” certainly paid out in this regard.

To this day, “Last House” is viewed as a classic in the horror and exploitation genre for bravely pushing the boundaries far beyond what was generally considered acceptable.

The Hills Have Eyes

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“The Hills Have Eyes” was sort of like a cross between “Mad Max” and “Deliverance”, though it preceded “Mad Max” by at least a couple of years. In “The Hills”, a tribe of inbred, cannibalistic crazies descend upon a vacationing family pretty much for sport. The Carter family’s descent into savagery as they attempt to defend themselves from their attackers blurs the lines between who the humans and who the monsters are.

To this day, the likelihood of vacationers packing heat in their Winnebago is exponentially increased after watching this film.

The People Under the Stairs

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“The People Under the Stairs” is an underrated gem about a botched burglary that transforms into a grim fairy tale about a young boy, who gambles his freedom and his life in order to liberate a house of horrors from two bondage-loving, psycho shut-ins. “People Under the Stairs” features an early appearance by Ving Rhames and also bears the distinction of being one of the first mainstream horror pictures to feature an urban cast and setting, as opposed to the usual suburban, cracker ass horny teens you usually see in most horror films. This blueprint would be followed closely by the horror classic “Candyman” less than a year later, and then completely ruined by “Leprechaun in the Hood”, “Bones”, “Tales from the Hood”, etc. over the following decade.

Currently, Wes Craven is wrapping up as the lead producer on this year’s “Last House on the Left” remake, which is due to hit theaters on March 13th. Additionally, he is hard at work directing his latest picture, “25/8”, about a serial killer who returns to his hometown to slaughter seven teenagers who share the same birthday as the date he was believed to have been put down. If either of these films even approaches the precedent set by Wes in the films we’ve already discussed here, then horror audiences are in for a real treat in 2009!

Pride Clothing 0

Posted on February 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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Because ironically liking something is so last year


By Moses Amadeus
As much as I routinely dislike hipsters and joiners of any kind, I have always held a soft spot in my heart for native Los Angelians… Those throwback hood-rats with their pseudo hip-hop/cholo/glam rock fashion sense and their barely believable but incredibly earnest tough-guy/girl attitudes.

There are a couple of reasons for this stay of execution: Most importantly, there has never been any shortage of people talking shit on LA because it is, admittedly, a dream-crusher and they are so full of fail. But it’s refreshing to find that some people actually:

A. Like it here and
B. Aren’t afraid to wear a donkey rope in public.

You’ve probably seen lots of people that look like they might be famous (but probably aren’t) sporting those “LA Pride” shirts and hoodies, but didn’t know where they got them and were too ambivalent to ask. I don’t blame you. But lucky for you (unless you live in the Bay Area or New York or Japan or something in which case you probably couldn’t care less) I can tell you on good authority that they come from Pride Clothing.

If you like wearing bandanas when you’re not even camping, letters written in Old English, chicks that wear enormous hoop earrings and LA, check out showsomepride.com, read their blog, check out their online shop, or just send them pictures of yourself that will no doubt end up on hotchickwithdouchebags at some point in your near future.

Here’s some examples of cool shit from their site, and a couple of pics of some chick in a Pride bikini, because I am a perv and so are you:

The Last Pre-Launch Trailer from Resident Evil 5! 0

Posted on February 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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New RE5 enemy pics, too!

The last new trailer and pics from Resident Evil 5 before the big launch day are in! RE4 was one of the greatest games ever made, and the sequel is looking to not only equal but to smash expectations. Both Wesker fans and gamers who enjoy “jiggle technology” will be pleasantly surprised by the following trailer, which reveals new plot elements and characters:

We also have some new enemy pics from the game… They didn’t come with backgrounds though, so we slapped some together real quick to give you a sense of where some of them might pop up in the game:

On the Set of B-Real and Damian Marley’s Video Shoot 0

Posted on February 24, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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We interview Xzibit and check out all the video vixens!

Last week, we visited the set of B-Real and Damian Marley’s video for the song “Fire” off of B-Real’s new solo album, “Smoke and Mirrors”. While we were there, I came to the realization that I must look like a total narc, because not one person on the set offered me a toke. Not one! Rude.

Additionally, we interviewed Xzibit, who had just finished shooting a video with Cypress Hill’s DJ Muggs, about his upcoming movie and music projects… One of which is a follow-up to “Bad Lieutenant”, to be directed by Academy Award winner Werner Herzog! Check out that video here:

The real star of this particular show, however, were the copious amount of video hos on location for the filming, which we also were lucky enough to document on video. Check that one out as well, but be warned, some of these girls are so foxy that it’s borderline NSFW!

Be sure to look out for B-Real’s new album “Smoke and Mirrors”, which should be out next week.

How to RAWK 0

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jeremyazevedo

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A Helpful Guide, Bro.

By BuckCherryFan420
Dude, so like, people are always coming up to me and saying, BuckCherryFan420, how can I RAWK like you, bro? And I’m like, keep dreamin’, DOUCHEBAG, cause’ that ‘aint never gonna happen, you know what I’m saying?

But then I got to thinking, bro, that maybe I could help you f**king dorks be at least half as ALPHA as I am by telling you some of the cool things I do that f**king RAWK, you know what I’m saying?

Also, these dorks, like, paid me to do it so now I sorta have to. Gotta stack cheddar for the Range, bro! You know what I’m saying? F**kin’ A!

Ok, the first thing you gotta do to RAWK like I do is make sure that your gear is right. You gotta put away the f**kin’ sweater vests and shit and get yourself some Affliction t-shirts and fitted caps, bro. Famous Stars and Straps are hella tight. Any Christian Audiger shit or stuff that says Hollywood or has strippers on it and shit is cool too. F**king ALPHA. Make sure you have some new dunks or Jordans on, bro, none of that pussy Converse stuff.

If you’re hella cool and alpha like I am, don’t be afraid to wear leather pants. They make your balls smell like a whore but they look SO F**KING ALPHA that bitches will be like, trying to rip them off you all the time and shit. So if you do wear them, you should probably know how to sew, dude. On account of all the ripping, I mean.

Next you gotta make sure that you’re listening to the right music. Of course, Buckcherry is the most alpha band of them all, that goes without saying. If you don’t agree, you may as well stop reading right now because you’re never gonna RAWK with that attitude, bro. Also I’ll kick your f**kin’ ass so get your shit together and start liking Buckcherry right f**king now, bro! I’m getting hella pissed at you right now… I’m gonna go pump some iron and blow off some steam before I jump right through your screen and choke your f**kin’ neck, you f**kin’ dork.

Ok, I’m back. Sorry about that, dude, I just get so f**king PISSED when people don’t understand how ALPHA Buckcherry are. WHOO! It’s, like, retarded bro. There’s other bands that are cool too though. Hinder is pretty sweet, Motley Crue, Saliva, shit like that. Guns and Roses have that one song, “Paradise City” that I like to sing at karaoke and shit. I don’t even care if there other people have already sung that shit, like, 30 times before me bro, I just can’t get enough of it. Just don’t let me catch you listening to any of that lame f**kin’ indie shit, bro. That stuff is for pencil-neck dweebs and college boys, not alpha dogs like you and me. Read the rest of this entry →



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