VMA Fashion is Retarded
WTF? No, no seriously, WTF?!
 By Moses Amadeus |
Goddamnit, I can’t believe that half of these mongoloids actually pay someone to make them look like this. I understand that it must be difficult to dress for an award show honoring music videos on a network that doesn’t show music videos… |
…Not everyone can pull off the “ironically soulless commercialism” look with a matching fake smile and vapid political statement. Plus, there’s a certain morbidity to celebrating the death of something, violating it’s corpse and then pissing on the memory of it amirite?
Well, attempts were made, most of which ended up in abject failure. To help lighten things up, I’ve gone to the trouble of helping some of these losers make better decisions at their next award show/telethon/coke party or whatever by suggesting a place in which their various terrible outfits might have been more appropriate. Enjoy!
Ludacris is looking kinda like a valet in that get-up. Did Luda “MC Hammer” all his money away already or what?
Pink looks like the top of a goddamn circus tent, no joke.
I’m pretty sure I saw Lindsay Lohan wearing that outfit whilst working the bar at the Hard Rock in Vegas.
Lil’ Wayne and his lil’ homies having a grand lil’ time!
We get it: If you manage to sober up long enough to even register, you’re voting for Obama. Jesus, man, overdo it much? Hey, thanks for finally straightening out the millions of people who’s decision hinged on who Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas was gonna lend his support to…
Jonah Hill would look more at home at a shitty bus stop in Iowa or some bumf**k state out in the middle of nowhere than at a big award show in Hollywood. GET IT TOGETHER MAN, YOU ARE SMOKING TOO MUCH WEED HOMEY!
David banner is a nerd, for real. This here class picture proves it.
There is absolutely no place in the known universe in which this outfit would be appropriate. Hey, DJ Fatman or whoever the f**k, at least you wife had the decency to throw on a pair of curtains before leaving the house, asshole!
