Kenny Vs Spenny: Volume One Uncensored
In Canada, it’s just Season Four
By Jeremy Azevedo
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Kenny Vs Spenny may be one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Granted, my tastes are considerably lowbrow, but I have to call it like I see it and this season of Kenny Vs Spenny had me damn near shitting my pants with laughter. |
The premise of Kenny Vs Spenny is simple: two best friends enter into a series of friendly competitions that result in the loser being subjected to some kind of scarring humiliation. The competitions range from the obvious, like “who can blow the biggest fart” to the bizarre, like “who can be tied to a goat the longest”. The humiliations are almost always horrible, like making out with an old lady or rolling down a hill in a plastic ball filled with dog turds. No, I did not make that last part up.
These ten episodes were executive produced by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, which ratcheted up the humor in an already funny show. Kenny is such a dick and Spenny such a sad sack that you can’t help but suspend disbelief that some or all of the show may be staged and just enjoy the sadistic abuse levied upon poor Spenny. How “The Hills” became the de-facto pseudo-reality show when there’s something like Kenny Vs Spenny out there defies all logic.
The first episode, “First Guy to Get a Boner Loses” made me laugh so hard that I choked on an ice cube. “Who Can Handle the Most Torture” and “First Guy to get a Stain Loses” made me shoot liquor out of my nose. While watching “Who Can Be Tied To A Goat The Longest”, I laughed so hard that tears were streaming down my face and I think one of my neighbors may have filed a noise complaint. So my advice to you would be not to eat or drink anything while watching Kenny Vs. Spenny, and to try and be courteous to your neighbors or whatever, I guess.
Rating: 10 out of 10
+2 if you suck at math and think that 12 out of 10 is in any way a reasonable numerical rating
-2 if you are, like, Amish or something and don’t think that farts and public nudity are funny
