Mongo Nation

Below is a real AIM conversation that took place between a friend of mine and some other dude he knows. Contained within is an important message about the dangers of fraternizing with ex-girlfriends.

matt: btw

matt: ah nevermind

steve: ?

steve: were you going to invite me to a party and decided not to?

matt: no

matt: i was going to brag

matt: about something

steve: oh

steve: what?

steve: did you win an award?

matt: kind of

matt: a girl i used to date is flying me down to PV for the weekend

matt: out of the blue

matt: she’s paying!!

matt: to me

matt: that is nice

steve: thats fucking badass

steve: have you seen her in person recently?

matt: last week

steve: good

matt: at the beach

matt: haha

steve: that way you know she isnt fat

matt: its the italian

matt: you met her

steve: i am always weary of ex girlfriends, like…. they want to get back at me for something, so they are setting me up for something

steve: like inviting me to their house, and there are booby traps or something

matt: LOL

steve: saying they will fly me to PV, and then i get to the airport all packed, and they never show up

steve: you gotta be weary of that shit man

steve: you really do

steve: girls are psycho

matt: haha

matt: this would be pretty ellaborate

matt: and therefore worth seeing where it goes

steve: girls are also very ellaborate

matt: she’s not the Joker, dude

steve: oh i know

steve: but if she saw batman, she might model her ruse after his

matt: either way

matt: entertaining fo sho

steve: oh yeah

steve: take pictures

matt: haha