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DMX on Obama and the Presidency 0

Posted on August 27, 2008 by Mongo Nation

DMX is the one of the most awesomely crazy people in the music industry, hands down. When he’s not busy recording “gospel” music, carjacking automobiles at the fucking airport while posing as a federal agent, running pit bull fighting rings, selling and taking drugs, and accusing women of “raping” him, he somehow finds the time to do interviews.

In this excerpt from an interview he did with XXL, the interviewer made the mistake of asking DMX what he thought about the likelihood of Obama becoming president. His response further cemented his reputation as being crazier than a shithouse rat, and is guaranteed to provide you with great LULZ:

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.

Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.

Yeah, but the country is.
I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.

The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
Nah, never.

But Bush pretty much…
You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.
He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.

Well Barack has a good chance of winning so that might be something.
Good for him, good for him.

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A Funny AIM Conversation Regarding Ex-Girlfriends 0

Posted on August 27, 2008 by Mongo Nation

Below is a real AIM conversation that took place between a friend of mine and some other dude he knows. Contained within is an important message about the dangers of fraternizing with ex-girlfriends.

matt: btw

matt: ah nevermind

steve: ?

steve: were you going to invite me to a party and decided not to?

matt: no

matt: i was going to brag

matt: about something

steve: oh

steve: what?

steve: did you win an award?

matt: kind of

matt: a girl i used to date is flying me down to PV for the weekend

matt: out of the blue

matt: she’s paying!!

matt: to me

matt: that is nice

steve: thats fucking badass

steve: have you seen her in person recently?

matt: last week

steve: good

matt: at the beach

matt: haha

steve: that way you know she isnt fat

matt: its the italian

matt: you met her

steve: i am always weary of ex girlfriends, like…. they want to get back at me for something, so they are setting me up for something

steve: like inviting me to their house, and there are booby traps or something

matt: LOL

steve: saying they will fly me to PV, and then i get to the airport all packed, and they never show up

steve: you gotta be weary of that shit man

steve: you really do

steve: girls are psycho

matt: haha

matt: this would be pretty ellaborate

matt: and therefore worth seeing where it goes

steve: girls are also very ellaborate

matt: she’s not the Joker, dude

steve: oh i know

steve: but if she saw batman, she might model her ruse after his

matt: either way

matt: entertaining fo sho

steve: oh yeah

steve: take pictures

matt: haha

Top 10 International Olympic Babes 5

Posted on August 26, 2008 by Mongo Nation

More reasons why you sorta missed out by not watching!

#10 Erin Densham
Austrialia
Triathalon

This chick can outrun you, outswim you, out-cycle you (I know, who cares right?) and probably outdrink you too, considering that she’s Australian and all!

Did she win?
Nope!

#9 Alona Bondarenko
Ukraine
Tennis

Comes from a family of tennis stars, has two hot sisters that she usually plays doubles with. (Just not with you.)

Did she win?
The hell if I know. I’m guessing no?
Read the rest of this entry →

Buckcherry: Too Drunk To Fuck 0

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Mongo Nation

Pic somewhat related…

Now I’m not usually one to advocate cock-rock bands like Buckcherry, (even if they did once do a totally sweet cover of “Anything, Anything” by Dramarama) but one thing that I am an advocate of is titties in videos. After all, music videos have always banked on sexy babes to sell the band, that’s nothing new. And now that MTV doesn’t show videos any more, there’s nothing stopping sleazy rock bands from telling the girls to just go ahead and take off their goddamn tops already, amirite? It’s only going to be seen on the Internet anyway, so why not? Check out the X-rated video for Buckcherry’s “Too Drunk to Fuck” right here, which I can assure you is not a cover or of the old Dead Kennedy’s song. But be warned that, like the Hollywood Undead video posted last week, it is totally NSFW!

Top 10 Hottest US Olympic Babes 3

Posted on August 20, 2008 by Mongo Nation

They could vault my pole anytime!
# 10 Amy Acuff
High Jump

This beanpole’s interests include jumping over stuff, being hella tall and posing nude with alarming frequency!

#9 Jennie Finch
Softball

Unfortunately married to some asshole named “Daigle” or something, but is embarrassed to take his name. I don’t blame her. Read the rest of this entry →



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