Kenny Vs. Spenny
The only reality TV show you should be concerning yourself with.
Normally I would rather shit my pants at the Playboy Mansion while eating a glass bottle of hobo piss and being clotheslined by the Ultimate Warrior than watch a single minute of reality television. Kenny Vs. Spenny, a new show on Comedy Central this season is perhaps the sole exception to this rule.
Kenny Vs. Spenny has already been a show for around four years now, but for some reason dimwitted TV producers in the US were too stupid to recognize the brilliance of these fine young Canadian sociopaths until South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker jumped on board as executive producers.
This image sums up the gist of the show quite nicely.
The basic premise is that Kenny and Spenny are lifelong friends who are driven by a need to compete against one another in a variety of unusual competitions, with the loser being subjected to some type of obscene humiliation at the end. Some examples would be “Who can stay naked the longest”, “Who can win a beauty pageant” or “First one to get a boner loses”.
Where Spenny is more apt to take the high road to victory and follow the rules to the letter, Kenny will generally stop at nothing in order to win. In one of my personal favorite episodes, “Who will use their arms first”, Kenny ties a dwarf to his chest and throws Spenny’s guitar off the roof, forcing Spenny to use his arms to catch it. The resulting punishments for failure might range from modeling women’s lingerie in a storefront window to licking the door handle of an adult video store.
Kenny and Spenny were kind enough to abstain from torturing one another long enough to record the following exclusive video for CraveOnline:
Check out Kenny Vs. Spenny Sundays at 11:30p/10:30c on Comedy Central.
