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The Gorillaz: D Sides 0

Posted on November 29, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

New Remix album from the world’s most popular fictional band.

Not since Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails in the early 90’s have I seen any one band mine the same essential source material so many times to produce new albums. The Gorillaz “D-Sides” marks their fifth major studio album that dances around the same two albums worth or wholly original songs.

Disc one of “D-Sides” is mostly made up of b-sides, demos and unreleased tracks, most of which have more of an electro-pop/dance vibe than either of the Gorillaz two proper studio releases. Disc two is comprised mostly of remixes from 2005’s “Demon Days”. Hardcore Gorillaz fans will almost certainly enjoy both albums, as I did, but newcomers may find themselves a bit put off by the highly experimental style of music to be found here. Disc 1 sounds more or less like the soundtrack to very bizarre indie film, and Disc 2 sounds like it would have made more sense on vinyl, for hipster DJ’s to spin at nightclubs after the top-40 DJs have gone home for the night.

Some of the tracks here, like “Hongkongatong” and “We Are Happy Landfill” will appeal to casual fans of the Gorillaz, while songs like “Rockit”, which sounds like robot-disco from 20 years in the future, may require a more adventurous musical palette to enjoy. The Gorillaz has always been a hard band to recommend, simply because they change their style so frequently. If you’re one of those people who only like rock music, or only likes hip-hop, or only likes dub music, then you will find yourself skipping around frequently. But as I’ve said before, longtime Gorillaz fans are well aware of this fact and will be pleasantly surprised by the variety herein.

If you happen to come across the deluxe version of “D-Sides”, you will get an art book, some nice buttons, patches, stickers and prints in addition to the discs. I would recommend that you pick this version up if at all possible, because the Gorillaz has always been as much about the art is it is about the music.

Kenny Vs. Spenny 0

Posted on November 28, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

The only reality TV show you should be concerning yourself with.

Normally I would rather shit my pants at the Playboy Mansion while eating a glass bottle of hobo piss and being clotheslined by the Ultimate Warrior than watch a single minute of reality television. Kenny Vs. Spenny, a new show on Comedy Central this season is perhaps the sole exception to this rule.

Kenny Vs. Spenny has already been a show for around four years now, but for some reason dimwitted TV producers in the US were too stupid to recognize the brilliance of these fine young Canadian sociopaths until South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker jumped on board as executive producers.


This image sums up the gist of the show quite nicely.

The basic premise is that Kenny and Spenny are lifelong friends who are driven by a need to compete against one another in a variety of unusual competitions, with the loser being subjected to some type of obscene humiliation at the end. Some examples would be “Who can stay naked the longest”, “Who can win a beauty pageant” or “First one to get a boner loses”.

Where Spenny is more apt to take the high road to victory and follow the rules to the letter, Kenny will generally stop at nothing in order to win. In one of my personal favorite episodes, “Who will use their arms first”, Kenny ties a dwarf to his chest and throws Spenny’s guitar off the roof, forcing Spenny to use his arms to catch it. The resulting punishments for failure might range from modeling women’s lingerie in a storefront window to licking the door handle of an adult video store.

Kenny and Spenny were kind enough to abstain from torturing one another long enough to record the following exclusive video for CraveOnline:

Check out Kenny Vs. Spenny Sundays at 11:30p/10:30c on Comedy Central.

El-P and Definitive Jux 0

Posted on November 26, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

El-P on the state of indie-rap today.

Definitve Jux label head and recording artist El-P talks to us about his latest album, the state of the music industry today, the Def Jux label and the collabrative spirit of the indie-rap community.



CraveOnline:
Your latest album, “I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead”, is an incredible album. How long did it take to complete such a cohesive album with so many unexpected collaborations?

El-P:
I would say that if you compressed all the time I worked on it into one continuous stretch, it was probably about two years.

CraveOnline:: Wasn’t there about five years in-between albums?

El-P: Yeah. Well there were a lot of other projects that I did between now and then. I worked on different albums, did a film score, a bunch of touring, a lot of label stuff, production for people on my label, a bunch of remixes… So at the time there just wasn’t a lot of time to be working on my own album.

CraveOnline: At the end of the recording process, were there a lot of good tracks that didn’t make it onto the album?

El-P: I have a few left over that are still being worked on, and will probably make it to an album sometime next year. It was a pretty productive year for me. I kinda just tried to narrow it down and make the tightest record possible. But yeah, I got a lot more done than the record that I presented to the world.


Noted Flyentologist El-P at a very exclusive party for one.

CraveOnline:: Much of your album has a bleak, futuristic feel to it. Where does that influence come from?

El-P: Probably that I feel like there’s a bleak future on the horizon. I live in New York City, you know, and it seems like the reality of the world right now. I cant help it, its just kinda my perspective. And I think it’s a style that that fits the situation. I’ve been leaning towards that with the films I like and the books I read… And yeah, it’s just kinda my voice, you know, it’s the way that I see things and the way that I write.

CraveOnline: Are you going to be releasing an album with the Weathermen any time soon?

El-P:
Yeah we’re definitely counting on it.

CraveOnline: What kind of style can fans expect from the collaboration? Will it sound anything like your own album?

El-P:
I have no idea what the sound’s gonna be. I’m the only one that’s gonna make albums that sound like my album, and I don’t think I’m gonna be the sole producer of the Weatherman album by any means. I’ll probably contribute to it but I think the other producers in the camp will probably contribute a lot to it as well. I think the way I approach my music is at this point pretty unique to what I do, and I think it doesn’t always work in the same way when you’re doing the same thing for everyone that you work with.

CraveOnline: What’s your opinion of mainstream hip-hop today?

El-P:
Why does that matter?

CraveOnline: People want to know how Def Jux is different. What separates “indie rap” from the mainstream, essentially?

El-P:
‘Cause it’s an independent label? Haha, I mean c’mon dude I’m not a fucking journalist. I don’t fuckin’ make those names up. I just make music. I mean it’s an independent label you know, that’s the only way that it’s called indie rap. We don’t make pop music. We know that we’re not getting played on the radio or on TV so we don’t make music geared towards that. So therefore, it’s a different sound because when you’re not trying to make a commercial hit or something that will work on the radio, you’re making a sound that will be very different than mainstream music.

CraveOnline: So would you say that this outlook affords you a little more creative freedom then some?

El-P: Well it’s not about being afforded freedom, it’s about… we take our own freedom. We do the music that we want to do. I mean yes, it is free in knowing that there is basically no possibility for pop success,’ cause then you don’t have to think in those terms. I think that that’s the real difference. And I don’t think that one is necessarily better than the other. I think that the two need to coexist. You need balance. For one to matter, I think the other needs to be there. For me, I don’t know about you, music is not about politics or action. It doesn’t define who I am. It’s about the mood that I’m in. And when I’m in one mood I want to listen to one thing and when I’m in another I want to listen to something else. In the same way that I don’t want to always watch the same movie over and over again. I think that it’s a mistake for people to think that one perspective is the superior one. It’s just the truth. We don’t make music for pop radio, so we probably have a little bit different angle that we approach from. And I think it speaks to people that are looking for something besides radio songs.


You can’t buy this kind of advertising, people. Well, technically you could, but in this case, they probably didn’t.

CraveOnline: Don’t you think it’s possible that a time may come when your type of music comes to be the social norm?

El-P:
I think that we’ve been making slow progress over the years, and I think that we have been popping up in places that a lot of people haven’t been expecting. I think that it’s because we’ve been consistent in putting out what I think is quality music, and people realize that there’s a need for that. There’s a need for good albums, with artists that have something to say. And it’s been an uphill battle, but we have been able to come in to the consciousness a little bit more, and we’re selling more records. I’d never say it’s impossible, I just think don’t think it’s probable that you would ever find us in the same position that some of the mainstream artists are in today. But as the industry changes, all those things are being redefined, you know? All of the sudden, our level of success is coming closer to the level of success of a lot of so called mainstream artists. Whereas people were going platinum in their first week five years ago, now they’re doing like 185,000, and that’s a number one album, you know. So the margins are getting closer to where we’re currently at. I could see us, because of the way the whole thing’s folding in on itself, if we stick around, we could end up being pretty close, you know, much closer than we ever were to what people perceive as sort of the top tier of the music industry. But it’s still a matter of putting out great records, and taking the right amount of time to do it, you know?

CraveOnline: Has Def Jux been hit as hard as the major labels by the changes in traditional business practices in the recording industry, particularly the downloading?

El-P:
Well, yes and no. I mean, yes, because losing 10,000 sales off of downloads is devastating to us, you know, because on our top records we’re selling 100,000 copies. And that’s the total of the whole life of the record, you know. But no, because we’re not spending as much money as the majors, and also we’ve always embraced the technology and the community. I think that our music isn’t disposable. We’re creating records and artists that the kids feel like passionate about so, whereas for decades you used to get tricked into buying records because they had a hot single, and then you felt ripped off, because they didn’t put any time into their record. Now kids don’t want to do that, they’re too smart, they’re not gonna do that. And now the major labels are hurting because they haven’t spent a lot of time creating a culture of music. They’ve spent a lot of time creating a culture of money, and modeling the music after what they think and know works in the marketplace so… Once you take that sort of surprise factor away, once you take away that ability to just write a check and have something do really well, then you’re only left with the quality of music that you’re putting out. And for us, I think that it’s always been about inspiring kids to care about us. And the only way that we can do that is to really put our hearts into our music. I feel pretty genuinely that kids want to support music that they care about. But the average smart kid doesn’t have the fuckin’ money to support the music that they don’t care about. So, you know, it’s kind of silly to me, how sort of lost the recording industry of America is. You know, like when they look at kids who are downloading as criminals, it’s like “well, who’s the real criminal?” It’s like, maybe the false advertising they’re selling is criminal. You’re tricking kids into spending money that they don’t have, and you don’t care. You don’t care about music, so… I say more power to ‘em. It’s a self-policing thing now. Kids today, they’re not having it. Now they’re in control. They’re not gonna buy your fuckin’ record if the shit sucks. And yes, they’re not gonna buy as much as they used to, anyway, regardless. So they have to figure out different things to do and the industry is gonna change, and the way that people do business is changing already, and there are gonna be a lot of different models that pop up. There’s gonna be a lot of sort of stumbling around and missteps and a lot of creativity is going to have to be put into it. And eventually it’ll be a hybrid of all these different ideas, but it’s damn sure not gonna be what it used to be. But I’m okay with it. It’s like, I think that if you put your heart into something, you put your heart into the music and you can inspire kids to support you.


El-P enjoying the freezing cold New York winter. Or not.

CraveOnline: One thing that I’ve noticed about the smaller labels is that the quality of the performance is generally better. The artists I saw at the “Paid Dues” show (a festival collaboration between Def Jux and Rhymesayers) more or less restored my faith in hip-hop as a performance medium.

El-P: Basically what I think separates Rhymesayers and Def Jux and Living Legends, what I pretty much consider to be the cream of the crop of the indie rap world, from a lot of other groups and people, not all of them, but a lot of them, is that cats are really serious about their performances, you know? And we’re professionals. We rehearse and we’re real about it. You know we have the same understandings and disappointments with a lot of shows as everyone else and we’re trying to break through that. We’re all trying to show that we deserve to be on stage with bigger acts, and that we deserve to be taken seriously as live acts. And that can’t be just walking around on the stage and just nonchalantly performing, you know? But I think that everyone that’s down kinda pushes each other to really give the best show possible. And everyone has different approaches, but I’m pretty proud of all the guys in my scene, because we’re really turning into a real draw, you know?

CraveOnline: Does the spirit of camaraderie ever find itself at odds with the spirit of competition?

El-P: It’s definitely competition, but it’s friendly competition. The fact is we all realize none of us are shit without each other. We can all make great records and we can make some noise on our own, but as a scene, and as a community, we’re much more powerful. We’re just not important enough, in the collective, unless we’re all banded together. And all these cats in this scene have always been cool with each other just based off friendships alone… This just kind of developed later, as a response to that. And all these different crews in these different areas, Living Legends crew, Def Jux crew, Rhymesayers crew, they all started in their own way in their own areas, and the connections were made long before any of the labels were really solid. Yeah, it’s a real camaraderie. And it’s a competition. Of course motherfuckers are trying to do as well, if not better that the other one, you know, but it’s not cutthroat competition. It’s definitely friendly.

CraveOnline: Now that Murs has moved over to Warner, is there any chance that we’ll see another collaborative tour like “Paid Dues”? I know that he had a lot to do with putting that show together…

El-P: Murs is amazing, Murs is genuinely friends with all of us and he has worked with all of us. Murs was the natural glue, and he’s also just a fuckin’ good dude that we all genuinely love, and it took a dude like Murs to make what was really obvious happen. And I don’t think we have to do it without him. I think that Murs is an integral part, and he’s kind of become a wonderful delegate for the whole scene. It’s all family.


El-P and Murs doing their finest “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” impressions.

CraveOnline: I noticed that you recently signed Del The Funky Homosapien to your label. What can you tell us about that?

El-P: Well, we signed him because he had an album, and I’ve been friends with him for years, and they were looking for distribution for their record. They already had the record, and I was like “yeah, hell yeah let’s do it”. So, it’s basically as simple as that. It’s not really like a traditional Def Jux album in that it’s all A&R’d by me and there’s a lot of Def Jux collaborations. It’s really a Del record, you know, it’s the same record he had before he even talked to us. It’s really his project. But I think that he’s a legend and a really good dude, an amazing performer, so it was just natural.

CraveOnline: Are there any plans to work together on some new material?

El-P: Me and him are in talks about doing a couple of different projects together. And I’m gonna be doing a remix or two for his new record, and we’re going to get some Def Jux artists to do some stuff with him but that’s all up in the air right now. Right now we’re just getting ready to start the campaign on his new record.

CraveOnline: What’s next for El-P and Def Jux?

El-P: Well in the next couple of months, we’re dropping the Del record in late January or early February, maybe there’s a date for that already, I’m not sure. And I’m working on a follow-up EP to my record, which will be putting together some of the ideas that I’ve been working on that didn’t make the record, and also some remixes and some instrumental stuff. And obviously Cage is working on his record for next year. And we’ve got a couple of surprises, people that we’re in talks with about releasing their records. But I can’t really talk about that right now. But it’s gonna be a good year, I think we’re in a good place and I think people are pretty amped about the label. So we’re gonna just keep going, keep putting out great music.

CraveOnline: Is there anything new out right now that our readers should check out?

El-P:
Well the Rob Sonic and the Hanger 18 records just came out. If you haven’t heard a Rob Sonic record, he’s ridiculously brilliant and amazing at what he does and I think that it tends to fly under the radar because he’s just not as well known as some of the other artists on the label you know? But that shit is called “Sabotage Gigante” and it’s amazing. And that’s something people should definitely look for. He murdered it. Anyone that hears it is blown away by it and so we just want more people to try it.

Download El-P’s “Flyentology (Cassettes Won’t Listen Remix)”

The Ultimate Warrior’s New Hit Single 0

Posted on November 20, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

The Warrior drops “Ho Kogan” on an unsuspecting populace.

This news comes straight from The Warrior’s own MySpace page:BREAKING NEWS WARRIOR FANS!! THE WARRIOR HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SINGLE ENTITLED “HO KOGAN”! VOTE FOR IT ON TRL !!!!!!!

BUT FIRST YOU MUST….
1. Blow 8 Massive lines of coke.
2. Run 139 MPH through a wall of your choice.
3. Clothesline your mother (or grandmother’s) head off.
4. Drink 33 Red bulls.
5. Blow 82 ULTIMATE LINES of rocket fuel (coke).
6. Drop acid.
7. Take ecstacy.
8. Gorilla Press your pet (dog or cat).
9. Blow 355 8 Ball’s of coke with a hollowed out baseball bat (wood).
10. LISTEN AND WATCH THE WARRIOR’S NEW SONG “HO KOGAN!!!!”

FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!

The Hives: Chris Dangerous 0

Posted on November 19, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

An interview with Chris Dangerous, outspoken drummer for The Hives!

CraveOnline had a chance to speak with Chris Dangerous of the Hives about their new “Black and White Album”, touring with Maroon 5, disco rock and The Hives’ recording process…


CraveOnline: Who exactly is Randy Fitzsimmons, and what role does he play in the band?

Chris Dangerous: Well the thing is, that he sort of started the band… We’ve answered this question about 8 billion times I think, but he’s sort of the brains behind the band so to speak. He’s very involved in the songwriting and stuff, he just doesn’t want to go on tour and be in the pictures and all that. But he’s sort of the sixth member.

CraveOnline: Is it true that you had recorded 20-30 songs for “The Black and White Album”?

Chris Dangerous: Yeah we had a lot of songs this time. We never had this many before. But I mean, we could have recorded and released the album a year ago, but since we didn’t want to do it the same way, like the other 3 albums, we decided to work with a producer… and we couldn’t really agree on just one. So we traveled the world and found some great people to work with. Some were in projects at the time so we had to wait for like 5 months for some of them, and while waiting we couldn’t just sit around doing nothing, so we just wrote songs, pretty much, and recorded in a lot of different places.

CraveOnline: See, now I heard that you recorded most of the album in Mississippi…

Chris Dangerous: Oh yeah, mostly, like 50% of the album was recorded in oxford Mississippi by Dennis Harry.

CraveOnline:
What made you choose that particular place?

Chris Dangerous:
Mainly actually because there is this Buddy Guy record called “Sweet Tea”, that we just thought sounded fucking amazing. And Dennis Harry recorded it in Oxford Mississippi so….you know, that’s how it went.

CraveOnline: Where did you (or Randy Fitzsimmons) find the inspiration to do so many songs in so many different styles? The new album sounds like a decade’s worth of material for most bands…

Chris Dangerous: Yeah, well that was sort of the plan, to make sort of a greatest hits record of a band that didn’t really exist… I mean we’ve always done some weird stuff but this time we figured, we’re not gonna release anything we’ve already recorded and done. I mean we’ve even got one or two great songs that aren’t on the record. As I said, we made the songs over like a year, so a lot can happen in that time.

CraveOnline: What are you going to do with the rest of them?

Chris Dangerous:
We don’t know really. I mean we could release like EP sort of singles here and there… But I don’t know really, this record isn’t even released in America yet so you gotta take one thing at a time. But yeah I mean there’s a lot of stuff that’s good that eventually will go on another record.

CraveOnline: I notice that there are more than a couple of disco rock songs on your new album. What was your (or Randy Fitzsimmons’) inspiration for those songs?

Chris Dangerous:
If you listen to the song, “I Miss You” by the Stones, it’s like one of the best songs we’ve ever heard. And then we also like AC/DC songs so we could do like “Hey Little World” but sort of like a disco AC/DC kind of thing.

CraveOnline: Funny you should mention “Miss You”, I was just thinking that your new album reminded me a bit of that same Rolling Stones album, “Some Girls”.

Chris Dangerous: Ah yeah, we love the Stones of course.

CraveOnline: Do you often get compared to the Stones by rock critics?

Chris Dangerous: Not really. It’s mostly Pelle, because people think he looks like Mick. That’s usually the Rolling Stones connection we get.

CraveOnline: What’s it like touring with Maroon 5? Do 12-year old girls enjoy the Hives as much as the rest of us do?

Chris Dangerous: It’s great, its so much better than we’d ever imagined it to be… We haven’t done the tour stuff in a long time, and when we were asked to do this, we were like “I don’t know why should we do that, we can tour America by ourselves”… But then when we started to think about it, we were like, wait a minute, we’ve had some great times opening up for other bands, and that’s how we started, we used to play with anyone. Even though they hated us, it was so much fun, you know, just to get a reaction out of people. But on this tour, I mean its amazing, we’re playing at arenas that are big as hell and there’s like 10,000 people who have never heard of us before we start playing. And you know, fifteen minutes into it we’ve got them all standing up, and half an hour after we’ve started, at the end of the set, we’ve got 10,000 new Hives fans. That’s what we’re trying to do here. We’re trying to gain new fans man.

CraveOnline: What new bands are the Hives into these days?

Chris Dangerous: We like our new record a lot! And me personally, I’m a Springstein fan, so I listen to his new record quite a bit. And the new White Stripes record we listen to a lot, we listen to pretty much anything. Usually before we go on stage we’re sorta into 70’s disco music right now. Great warm up music man. “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen is probably the best song to get warmed up. Yeah, that song works really, really well.

CraveOnline: Here’s another one you probably get asked a lot: What’s with the matching outfits?

Chris Dangerous: It looks fucking good! We started with the black and white thing back in ’96… We always sort of looked up to those kinds of bands who sorta went the extra mile like the Ramones and Devo or AC/DC and we just figured, okay, lets just do black and white. We didn’t have any money at the time so we just went to thrift stores and bought everything black and white, and then when the cash started rolling in, the first thing we did was we bought ourselves suits. You’re supposed to dress up if you’re gonna perform to people you know, we’re showmen, we’re supposed to look good. It’s the gang mentality thing. It’s really fucking cool.

CraveOnline:
You guys are known for your crazy stage dives and onstage antics… Ever suffered any injuries as a result?

Chris Dangerous: Oh yeah loads and loads and loads of injuries. I mean everything from bruises to… I got an inflamed arm right now! We’ve got bruises all over and stuff like that. And then you know how it is when you sing and you get the microphone in the mouth, and have to get the teeth switched out.

CraveOnline: What is the craziest place you’ve ever been to on tour?

Chris Dangerous: Our first time in Japan was fucked up. It was so different from anything else. Now it’s getting more normal, you know, by western standards. But it was really weird, just the fact that you go on stage, and you play a song and as soon as you end it… it’s dead silence. Like when Pelle talks, he wants the reaction out of people… but they’re like standing completely still, and not clapping, not screaming, not anything. It’s weird, yeah, so that has to be sort of… the weirdest place.

CraveOnline: It’s not that way anywhere else?

Chris Dangerous: No not really. I mean its not that anymore in Japan either. Now they’re sort of getting familiar with how a rock audience is supposed to act or whatever, I don’t know. It’s just culturally very, very different. They’re so polite, they don’t want to be in your way, and they definitely don’t want to scream when someone else has the microphone and talks.

CraveOnline: Ever gone back home and played in Fagersta?

Chris Dangerous:
No we haven’t played our hom town in a very long time because it’s a really small place. I mean the town, 12,000 people live in the city. The last time we did, we played at this lake, and but we put a big fucking raft on the lake and we played on that. We had about 5000 people show up for that one.

CraveOnline: Half the population!

Chris Dangerous: Yeah it was a big happening. But we’re going back. We finish the European leg of the tour in Stockholm on Dec. 4th, so if we play Sweden we want to play all the summer festivals going on at that time.
CraveOnline: Will you be coming back to the US after that?

Chris Dangerous:
Definitely, we’re gonna be back in February, on our own headlining tour.

CraveOnline:
Do you know who you’re going to be playing with?

Chris Dangerous:
I might know but I’m not telling you!

CraveOnline:
It’s still a secret?

Chris Dangerous:
Mm-hmm.

CraveOnline: Allright, fair enough. Okay, if you had to pick just one favorite song off of your new album, what would it be?

Chris Dangerous: Right now for me it would be “Wont Be Long”. Yeah. I can’t really explain why, we just play really, really well on it, and Pelle sings like a god on that one. I sort of get the same feeling listening to “Won’t Be Long” as I do listening to “Pet Cemetary” by the Ramones. You know, it’s one of those songs that the hardcore fans are not supposed to like, because it’s a bit slower and it’s got some melodies and stuff, but hey, I love “Pet Cemetary”.

CraveOnline: Where there any songs that you were really disappoined didn’t make it onto the final album?

Chris Dangerous: Yeah there’s a few. But you know we can’t really agree on 14 songs out of 25 0r 30 or however many we have. It’s impossible. It was sort of a long fucking voting kind of thing and the songs that are on the record are the ones that finally made everyone’s final list, blah, blah, blah, that’s how we did it. But the new “Black and White Album” is the best one we’ve done, you should buy it, and check us out on tour when we come back on tour in February. It’s by far the best one. There’s no point making one that’s worse than the previous one. It’s same thing when we perform songs. It has to be the best song you ever heard, otherwise there’s no point in doing it.

CraveOnline: How does Randy Fitzsimmons do it?

Chris Dangerous:
Do it? Hey, he’s a genius. He’s our genius. And you cannot rent him at any cost!



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