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Sidekick 4? 0

Posted on September 28, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

T-Mobile attempts to reclaim its cellular throne.

Mobile will be adding two new sidekick phones to their stable this holiday season: The Sidekick LX, developed by Sharp, and the Sidekick Slide, developed by Motorola.

Both of these phones greatly improve upon the design of the top selling but sort of janky Sidekick 3. For starters, both phones will be significantly slimmer so that you might actually be able to fit one in your pocket. Additionally, both phones will have slightly larger keys for easier typing, and improvements will have been made to up the quality of the LCD screens and cameras as well.


Now you can see that hankmonster you met last night at the bar in hi-res!

In order to compete with the “Sidekick killer”, Helio’s Ocean, it is rumored that the new Sidekicks will have GPS capabilities and default MySpace browser apps. Also, the picture-sharing program has been modified so that Sidekick users can send photos without attaching them to an email, which has long been one of the most annoying features of the device.

The LX will feature a slightly higher-resolution screen and thinner profile than the Slide, and will retail for around $299 with a two-year contract The Slide will retail for around $199 with a two-year contract. The Sidekick slide will still be available in the coming year as well, at an entry-level price point of $49.


T-Mobile knows what really sells sexy electronic devices: Celebrity tits, big ones, and lots of them.

Are these improvements going to help the Sidekick reclaim its position as the go-to device for the cellphone hipster culture? Or is it already to late? Slide screens are cooler than swivel screens, but even slides are so last year. It’s all about touch screens now! Also, adding features that should have already been included in a device that costs more than 90% of the competition only insults the people that might have considered upgrading. I mean, the Sidekick 3 doesn’t even have an alarm function and has a battery life of about 8 hours for chrissakes! How much better could this year’s models really be?

GH3 Final Tracklist Leaked 0

Posted on September 28, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

Check out the final tracklist, organized by tier!

We’ve come across a leaked list of allegedly finalized songs to be included in Guitar Hero 3, organized by tier, including solo and co-op encores, boss battles and bonus songs! There appears to be at least one or two songs missing from this list that we expected to see, such as a rumored track by Velvet Revolver, but it’s nice to finally see an organized list!

Tier 1:

Foghat - Slow Ride
Poison - Talk Dirty to Me
Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Social Distortion - Story of My Life

Encore: Kiss - Rock and Roll All Nite
Co-op Encore: Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Tier 2:

Mountain - Mississippi Queen
Alice Cooper - School’s Out
Cream - Sunshine of Your Life
Heart - Barracuda

Boss: Tom Morello - Guitar Battle
Encore: Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade
Co-op Encore: The Strokes - Reptilia


Slash rocking the hell out for GH3.

Tier 3:
The Killers - When You Were Young
AFI - Miss Murder
The Who - The Seeker
Priestess - Lay Down

Encore: Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
Co-op Encore: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Suck My Kiss

Tier 4:
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
The Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK
Sonic Youth - Kool Thing
Weezer - My Name Is Jonas

Encore: Pearl Jam - Evenflow
Co-op Encore: Blue Oyster Cult - Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll

Tier 5:
The Dead Kennedy’s - Holiday in Cambodia
Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane
Aerosmith - Same Old Song and Dance
ZZ Top - La Grange

Boss: Slash - Guitar Battle
Encore: Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
Co-op Encore: Bloc Party - Hellicopter

Tier 6:
Santana - Black Magic Woman
Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock
White Zombie - Black Sunshine
Tenacious D - The Metal

Encore: Stevie Ray Vaughn - Pride and Joy
Co-op Encore: Matchbook Romance - Monsters

Tier 7:

Slipknot - Before I Forget
Disturbed - Stricken
Queens of the Stone Age - 3’s and 7’s
Muse - Knights of Cydonia

Encore: Living Colour - Cult of Personality

Tier 8:
Slayer - Raining Blood
Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover
Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast
Metallica - One

Boss: Lou - Guitar Battle
Encore: The Devil Went Down to Georgia


The final boss battle of GH3?

Bonus Tracks:

An Endless Sporadic - Impulse
Backyard Babies - Minus Celsius
Bret Michaels Band - Go That Far
Die Toten Hosen - Hier Kommit Alex
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames
Fall of Troy - FCP Remix
Gallows - In the Belly of a Shark
The Hellacopters - I’m in the Band
Heroes del Silencio - Avalancha
In Flames - Take This Life
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
Killswitch Engage - My Curse
LA Slum Lords - Down N Dirty
Lacuna Coil - Closer
Lions - Metal Heavy Lady
NAAST - Mauvis Garcon
Prototype - The Way It Ends
Revolverhead - Generation Rock
Rise Against - Prayer of the Refugee
Scouts of St. Sebastian - In Love
Senses Fail - Can’t Be Saved
The Sleeping - Don’t Hold Back
The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums
Superbus - Radio Song

There isn’t one bullshit song in this entire list, and the idea of having boss battles and separate encores for single and co-op players is a really cool addition. But having a shred-off with the devil at the end of the game is really the clincher!

Top 10 Underrated Games 0

Posted on September 27, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

Top 10 Most Underrated Games Of All Time (That I Have Personally Played)


Ron “Mario” Jeremy: Underrated Thespian

As is the case with any form of entertainment, whether it be music, movies or video games, you find some of the best stuff when you take a risk, when you go out on a limb and try something new. Some of my best gaming experiences have been with those forgotten underdogs, languishing in the shadows of Halo and GTA, struggling to be discovered in a sea of over-hyped competition. Following is a list of some of my favorite underrated games that most people have never played but really ought to:

#10 - Mega Man Legends


Desu! Desu! Put me in your mouth! What?

Mega man has starred in like 50 billion games, but the best of all of them (and the one that absolutely no one played) is Mega Man Legends. This game has all the action of a Mega Man game combined with very well executed RPG elements. The story is actually quite compelling, the weapons are awesome, and the co-starring characters are great. The Bonne family’s Servebots that hassle you throughout the game look like they inspired just about every designer toy sold at Urban Outfitters for the next decade to follow.
#9 - Maniac Mansion


Some slutty, talentless rocker chick about to do it with an alien tentacle monster for a record deal. Nothing new here.

I only have a vague memory of playing this game as a kid, but I do remember that it totally redefined my perception of what a video game could be. Maniac Mansion was nothing like any of my other games. Basically you took on the role of one of half a dozen teenagers with different skill sets, and solved puzzles in order to solve a mystery that involved sentient plants, alien tentacles and zombies. The way that you could interact with any person, place or thing in the mansion was really amazing considering the hardware limitations of the NES. Indigo Prophecy, another great, underrated game, is basically Maniac mansion minus the humor, and even that’s a lot of fun to play.

#8 - Astro Boy: Omega Factor


Once you get past the whole “shirtless robot boy in underwear and boots” thing, Astro Boy is a lot of fun!

I’m not really all that familiar with the Astro Boy cartoon, but I gave this game a shot and I didn’t regret it one bit. Astro Boy is perhaps the most enjoyable 2-D, side scrolling shoot-em-up that I have ever played. It’s better than Contra, Metal Slug, and perhaps even Gunstar Heroes. There are tons of secrets, power ups and upgrades, secret characters and boss fights, alternate endings… the list goes on. Astro Boy is the kind of game Mega Man always wished it could be but never quite achieved despite hundreds of tries.

#7 - Super Mario Bros. 2


This is what the original instruction manual had to say about Birdo.

I know that you probably all think that Mario gets more than his fair share of appreciation, but I’ve always felt that Super Mario 2 has been unfairly treated as the black sheep of the Mario family. Every time you see a “best of” list, Super Mario 2 is usually not included. It’s the same problem Zelda 2 had; that the game was just too different from its predecessor, as well as the games that followed it. But is this really such a bad thing? Call me crazy, but I actually believe Super Mario 3 was a step backward from this game. What could be better than controlling four mushroom kingdom characters, all with unique abilities, in a totally new adventure with all new bad guys to fight? The physics were awesome, the enemies were weird, and the secrets were plentiful. The awesomenisity of Birdo alone is enough to make this game more revered than it is.

#6 - Psychonauts


Raz, fondling livestock with the power of his twisted little mind.

This game isn’t necessarily underrated, at least not by critics. Psychonauts is one of those weird games that, despite overwhelming amounts of positive reviews and press, just didn’t sell. It’s a shame too, because the story and presentation of this game make it one of the most imaginative experiences I’ve ever had with a game. Basically you must enter people’s minds and fight their demons for them in order to find out who stole all your classmates brains and why. Because every character’s psychosis is different, the levels all play out in their bizarre way. One level has you playing a giant game of risk against a dude with a Napoleon complex. Another level has you entering the mind of a twisted milkman and his demented imagining of a paranoid suburbia. You can even enter the mind of a lungfish and play Godzilla to a city of intelligent lungfish people. Please, for the love of god, stop procrastinating and play this game already.

#5 - Rock & Roll Racing


This is quite possibly the only racing game with more explosions than Burnout.

The advent of fully 3-D gaming nearly destroyed 2-D gaming, but it completely obliterated faux 3-D, top down, ¾ view gaming. Rock & Roll Racing was perhaps the last great top down, ¾ view racing game, and it’s definitely the best. You get to pick from half a dozen different car types with just as many drivers and weapons to go along with them. The control is amazing, everything is upgradeable, and two player races are a blast either competitively or cooperatively. Rock & Roll Racing was also one of the first games to prominently feature real, licensed songs like “Highway Star” and “Paranoid”, which was and still is rad.

#4 - Beyond Good & Evil


Jade out saving the world, snapping pics of Britney Spears entering/leaving rehab.

I had this game sitting on my shelf for like two months before I played it. I kept hearing about how good it was, but I had my doubts. Once I started playing Beyond Good & Evil, all my doubts were replaced by wonder that this game was not the biggest selling release of the year. This game controls like Zelda, has an awesome story, really likeable characters, and an incredibly rewarding “photo safari” sidequest. The art and music are beautifully composed, and the game is not only funny, but also perhaps even moving. Definitely try and find this game, it has to be experienced to really be understood.

#3 - Jet Grind Radio


Jet Grind Radio is like the Japanese hipster version of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

What a weird game. In Jet Grind Radio, you play as one of several punk kids on roller blades that skate around tagging graffiti all over a Japanese police state. It sounds dumb, but it plays so excellently, and has such great, truly individual style that you won’t be able to put it down. Jet Grind Radio really ushered in the whole “cel-shaded” look, had a great soundtrack and a lot of really cool secrets to discover. Also, the learning curve was so long that you could continue to improve your skills for weeks, maybe even months. This is not to say that the game is overly difficult, but rather that you can achieve an insane level of skill that at first may have seemed impossible. The sequel to this game overly simplified the graffiti tagging aspect, which I feel hurt the game overall. The original is still the one to get if you happen to still have a Dreamcast.

#2 - Suikoden 2


One of the kajillion nasty double-crosses that occur in Suikoden 2.

Quite possibly the finest RPG game I’ve ever played. I have participated in more role-playing adventures than I care to admit, but I really have to say that the story of Suikoden 2 really resonated more than almost any of them, and that even includes Final Fantasy games. Suikoden’s story of international politics, espionage and the occult never fails to offer surprises as you progress through the game. Suikoden also really nails the turn based combat, utilizing combo attacks with certain combinations of characters, awesome magic and really cool weapons. The difficulty is always balanced, and you can collect up to 108 characters to use in your party, all of which are comfortably housed at your ever-expanding base of operations. It’s like Final Fantasy, the Sims, Pokeman and a Tom Clancy novel all rolled into one. Hopefully this game comes out on a compilation or something, copies of it sell for like $200 on ebay now due to its scarcity.

#1 - Ninja 5-O


Pink-clad ninja cops saving hostages armed with nothing but a grappling hook. Makes perfect sense.

Ninja games are awesome and you know it. What you may not know is that Ninja 5-O is the best ninja game ever made. It’s better than Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi, combined. Ninja 5-O is a tongue-in-cheek throwback to the ninja games of the 80’s, challenging you to take on the role of a ninja/cop assigned to rescue the president or some shit. It plays kind of like a combination of the aforementioned ninja games, with the inclusion of a sweet Bionic Commando-like grappling hook. Swinging around on your rope, throwing shurikens, cutting thugs in half and casting ninja magic at the same time is so bitchen’, it will almost make you forgive Ninja 5-O for the sadistic difficulty of the last stage of the game.


A reader all butthurt because we didn’t include “Juggalo Xtreme Backyard Wrestling” in our list or some such shit.

Are there any games that you feel are missing from our list? If so, drop us a line and we’ll include them in a follow-up article! Either that or ridicule you mercilessly because you are a nerd. It really just depends on the game and our mood at the time, quite honestly!

Luey, the “Universal Bad Habit” 0

Posted on September 26, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

The latest must have toy from Bob Dob and STRANGEco.


Luey - Drinking in Red

STRANGEco, one of the world’s leaders in creepy designer action figure art pieces, has paired with famed underground artist Bob Dob to bring to life one of Dob’s most iconic figures, Luey, the “Universal Bad Habit”.


Luey - Smoking in Red

Bod Dob is best known for his unsettling oil paintings depicting pop culture figures that look like Garbage Pail Kids cross bred with a punk rock/rockabilly aesthetic. Luey is a recurring character in many of Bob Dob’s paintings, and represents the devil on our shoulder, the scapegoat for our bad behavior.


Luey - Raging in Red

STRANGEco is now offering three exclusive Luey figures, each of which stands 5 inches tall and retails for around $19.99 ea. As always, the quantities are limited, so make sure that you get yours ASAP when the figures are made available at www.strangeco.com.

Sex Pistols Back in the Studio 0

Posted on September 26, 2007 by jeremyazevedo

The Pistols set to record master track for Guitar Hero 3!

Big news for Guitar Hero fans today:

For the first time in over 30 years, the surviving members of the Sex Pistols will be reuniting in the studio to re-record their industry shattering hit single “Anarchy in the UK”, to be featured in Guitar Hero 3!

Singer John Lydon, better known as Johnny Rotten, guitarist and radio DJ Steve Jones, and drummer Paul Cook will be recording with Chris Thomas, who was the original producer of their seminal album “Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols”. They will even be utilizing the same analog sound desk that they originally used back in 1976 to give the recording a sense of authenticity that would be difficult to replicate with modern technology.

No word yet on whether original bassist Glen Matlock will be stepping back into the late Sid Vicious’ shoes again. If not, there’s always Gary Oldman (Who played Sid in one of the only good musical biopics ever made, “Sid and Nancy”).

It’s funny how many of these bands wouldn’t even let a cover of their songs be used for the original Guitar Hero, and yet, here we are, a couple of installments later, seeing bands like the Sex Pistols and In Living Colour reuniting to record original tracks for the game. With these kinds of heavyweight tracks being included, Guitar Hero 3 is shaping up to be the game of the year, at least for casual gamers, and maybe the best rhythm action game of all time.

I can’t wait to see what Rock Band is gonna pull out of their ass to even have a snowball’s chance in hell of competing with this.



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